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" Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? "

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Then your heart reminds me of JFK's Atlantic ocean crash
By: Steve on 09 Dec 2012

Oh look it crashed............... *Walks away Laughing*
By: Xazier on 14 Jul 2011

And there it goes... crash landing.
By: Blinky on 17 Jan 2010

good i idea i do think its time for u to take off.. and leave
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008

Yea, but its not ur heart taking of, its me,,,,shit what a loser.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

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Is it me, or do I smell smoke o.o oh wait, no, it's your heart and it just crashed!
By: Your mom on 12 Mar 2013

Ohh sumthing is taking of, just not your heart....
By: Sally on 28 Jun 2012

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