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" You're stupid because you're blonde. "

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What's your excuse?
By: Suha on 20 Dec 2012
 
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Wherever you go you bring sadness. WHENever you go, you bring happiness.
By: insultgenerator on 04 Feb 2013
 
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you're stupid because you think intelligence is dictated by hair color.
By: Ghtrdry on 25 Jul 2015
 
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i bet your family tree is a cactus because they are pricks
By: someone on 13 Dec 2014
 
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Hey, at least I can die my hair! You're stuck with that ugly face for the rest of your life!
By: unknown on 23 Dec 2012
 
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Forget the ugly tree, you fell out the ugly forest. AND hit every branch on the way down.
By: insltgenerator on 04 Feb 2013
 
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If I'm so dumb why didn't you get the award for highest level of reading? (7 grades higher!)
By: StormeCloudes on 13 Jul 2015
 
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At least I have a hairline.
By: mac on 22 Oct 2016
 
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At least I have an excuse to be stupid
By: Supdude on 12 Dec 2016
 
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hey, why don't you wash that dirt out of your hair oh wait... you can't!
By: Earl Barley on 07 Jul 2018
 
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Add this,dude you're bad breath is creating a whole in the ozone layer
By: Fatima on 26 Nov 2015
 
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Oh sorry, were we talking about me? You seemed to be speaking to the mirror.
By: Double on 26 Oct 2020
 
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At least us blondes can look into a mirror without it shattering.
By: Earl Barley on 07 Jul 2018
 
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Pfttt look at you with that greasy hair like is that dirt or something cuz you should still be in the mood
By: Joemoma is fat jk on 29 Jun 2023
 
 
YA KNOW WHAT NON-BLONDE! I AM VERY PROUD TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALMOST LIKE A COMPUTER EXCEPT FOR ONE THING: YOU ONLY HAVE TO PLUG THE INFO IN THE COMPUTER ONCE!
By: Earl Barley on 07 Jul 2018
 
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Thats rude !All blondes aren't stupid , comin from a brunette!
By: Fatima on 26 Nov 2015
 
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Thanks, you are stupid because you are you
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
 
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What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ? Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
By: Newb on 10 Apr 2014
 
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Why do you think popular people are blonde? Hmm?*stares without talking and makes a creepy face*
By: RandomPerson on 04 Apr 2014
 
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Hey I was defending u guys and you insult me??!!:-(!!!!!
By: Fatima on 26 Nov 2015
 
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dumbass all blondes aren't stupid.....4.0 in school how about yhu
By: kanisha on 01 Apr 2013
 
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The smartest woman is blonde...
By: Abbie on 11 Dec 2012
 
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blond isn't equal to stupid, other non blondes are stupid too; look at you! Oh youre blonde? Well that makes you even stupider for discriminating your own kind, doesn't it, dumbass?
By: Dominique on 13 Jan 2015
 
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Say Wha?Dude!I really think yo mama dropped you wwhen u were young cus You're too dumb to know whats a brain ,cus u don't know what its like to have brains -Angry brunette Who #hates Racism!!!!!
By: Fatima on 26 Nov 2015
 
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You're fat because KFC's round the corner and you're a coon.
By: IRA WINNER on 19 Jan 2015
 
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yeh it's the brunettes that are the dumbasses.
By: to ummmmm on 21 Dec 2014
 
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Well, brunetrs are stupid to
By: blonde on 09 Oct 2014
 
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People making fun of brunetts on here are just as bad as the people making fun of blonds. YOUR HAIR COLOUR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR INTELLIGENCE!!!
By: BANTA on 27 Nov 2014
 
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calm down people. im blonde, and im not stupid. if the same applies to you, then have the intelligence to just read it and move on.
By: calm it on 01 Sep 2013
 
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Heh. Got to agree with calm it on this one-- you're proving yourself ignorant and unnecessarily sensitive by throwing swears at this age-old joke. Honestly.. We (At least most of us) know by now that someone's IQ isn't based on their hair color. They don't need to know how smart you or your cousin or your sister is. ._.
By: Shaska on 20 Mar 2014
 
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Blonde jokes are lazy.
By: Melissa on 08 May 2013
 
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being blonde doesn't mean you're stupid. but posting this just showed the world what a idiot you are. vote up if you agree vote down if you disagree btw i'm not blonde
By: ...ME! on 11 May 2015
 
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I think you should dye your hair blond too it would suit you -Alex Hudson-
By: AlexHuddson on 07 Dec 2014
 
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Btw, people shouldn't take offense. The comebacks are just that, comebacks. They're just an insult against an insult. It's supposed to be funny too
By: StormeCloudes on 13 Jul 2015
 
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Everybody making fun of brunette people are just as bad. Two wrongs don't make a right. Can't we just all agree that hair color doesn't decide how smart we are?
By: Loki on 24 Jul 2015
 
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I'm blonde yet I have a 4.0 GPA, straight A's, have a collage level Lexile(8th grader). So NOT ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID! It pisses me that people decide intelligence based on HAIR COLOR!
By: skylar on 09 Feb 2017
 
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I know about 15 blondes that are smarter than the idiot who posted this dumb joke
By: Butt on 03 Mar 2015
 
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I am blonde and some one said that to me I just slapped them and they cried and had my hand print on the side of their face because they thought I didn't here them
By: Dumb blonde on 17 Aug 2015
 
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if u don't like it get off this website simple
By: Lol on 08 Dec 2014
 
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I was going to one star this, but then FREAKING Minxwings spelled offend like "afend".Newsflash your NOT HELPING!
By: WOW on 14 Feb 2015
 
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I'm brunette and I don't appreciate this.
By: WillowChance on 21 Dec 2015
 
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you tollers are so rude hair colouer DOESNT MATTER just becaue someone is making a joke about blondes doesnt mean you blonds have to make fun of us brunets its just RUDE plus being rude to blonds is bad to but just coz one person made a (not very funny/good) joke doent mean u have to start being all rude to brunets
By: a person (brunet) on 23 Feb 2015
 
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Really? Cause im a natural brunette
By: secret on 03 Feb 2013
 
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I like a good dumb blonde joke myself (and yeah, I know not all blondes are dumb) but at least try being somewhat original, oh by the way, the ones making brunette jokes aren't any better
By: fred on 21 Aug 2015
 
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you know , i was going to vote you down .. but that stupid BLONDE "kanisha" says i got 4.0 and thinks that's how people judge if you're a smart or not .. so 5 !
By: me ( on 10 Nov 2013
 
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Ya'll are taking this way too seriously. It's just a joke.
By: name on 26 Jan 2015
 
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hahahahahahahahaha kierstin may is blonde and stupid works perfect!!!!
By: lindsay and mercedes on 06 Mar 2014
 
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You're so stupid, I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out something better than what you just said
By: STOPBEINGADIPSHIT on 10 Nov 2016
 
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I'm guessing the person who wrote this is blonde...
By: Magenta on 26 Oct 2014
 
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How do you get a one armed "dumb" blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. She'll wave back..
By: So stupid. on 04 Mar 2017
 
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A "dumb" blonde and a brunette gets into a race down a mountain, which one won? The brunette because the "dumb" blonde had to stop and ask for directions. Just so y'all know these are jokes. If you get offended and put yourself in this category not my problem.
By: So stupid. on 04 Mar 2017
 
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By now, with everyone screaming discrimination, and the fact that being mean is just rude, get a clue. Like it or not, insults are hurtful.
By: Aimee on 05 Mar 2017
 
 
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Ps laughing my head of at all the genuine dumb blondes who are commenting on this
By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014
 
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dead!
By: cool on 19 Sep 2016
 
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I was reading through loads of insults and laughing and I found this and I was just thinking this isn't even funny anymore it's just stuck up stereo typical people trying to be funny when really they are being idiots. By the way I have brown hair.
By: Person on 30 Apr 2015
 
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I was going to vote this down, but FREAKING Minxwings spelled offend like "afend"
By: WOW on 14 Feb 2015
 
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Me and most of my friends are blonde but I bet you couldn't afend any of us with that
By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014
 
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That's as dumb as saying your so fat because you weigh a lot no just no
By: Izaac on 11 Jan 2014
 
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That is kinda racist in a not so racist way
By: Jason on 06 Jun 2015
 
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my cousin is a blonde and younger than me. She's smarter than me!!! You are an idiot for posting this!
By: someone on 29 Jun 2013
 
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You dumb blondes are getting carried away. Take a joke. Just because somebody made a dumb blonde joke does not make you stupid.
By: owefhoiqhf on 10 Mar 2015
 
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look at all these blondes jealous at us...
By: Troll on 05 Jul 2013
 
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this is outragious
By: dena on 25 Feb 2014
 
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Ya'll are taking this way too seriously. It's just a joke.
By: name on 26 Jan 2015
 
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Funny cuz this is probobly the stupidist post yet but it grabbed a shit load of attention 103 votes!all them blond bitches be gettin jelous
By: Leedle leedle leedle on 22 Nov 2013
 
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this is why blondes are stupid
By: Ty on 13 Aug 2013
 
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Most blondes are really Clueless.
By: TheTruth on 17 Feb 2016
 
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I think I'm blonde, but I'm to stupid to tell.
By: What's a name? on 01 Nov 2013
 
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PS IM A FREAKIN BLONDE
By: I HATE YOU on 09 Oct 2013
 
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Yea im the freakin smartest in my class so fudge that!
By: I HATE YOU on 09 Oct 2013
 
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I bet a jealous brunette wrote this hah What's the difference between a brunette and trash? Trash gets taken out more than once a week
By: Blondie on 30 Dec 2014
 
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ok really just cuz ur blonde doesnt mean ur dumb. comin from a brunetteeeeeeeeeee
By: ummmm on 16 Sep 2013
 
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