GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. "


Comebacks:

No need to be jealous cause yours was a bush
By: Coolninja777 on 13 Sep 2015
I think it is because you never had the axe of intelligence to cut it down
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
Is it because you don't have one?
By: Double on 26 Oct 2020
Was it that good?
By: Wow on 10 Oct 2012
Why do you can upgrade your shitty family tree
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
Why do you can upgrade your shitty family tree
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
Why so you can upgrade your shitty family tree
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
Your just jealous because it's more Prettier than yours
By: hah not so funny ikr on 17 Mar 2017
I looked so good you wanted to take it, aw, thanks!
By: Mankind's Hero on 31 May 2013

Variations & Alternatives:

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it's a prick.
By: sdsd on 30 Oct 2014
I used to have a black man in my family tree actually. Me granddad nailed him to it.
By: KK Dan on 19 Jan 2015

Comments:

why u wanted to cut it down........... aww did i look so good all the boys that pass walked into poles.... they were to distracted with beauty
By: serena on 21 Jan 2015
LAME!!!!!!!!!!
By: My mom to your @ss on 21 Oct 2012

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.