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" Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. "

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I love you
By: Ballsy on 08 May 2013
(look over his shoulder) Hi dad! What took you so long?
By: love4all on 02 Feb 2013
Why thankyou is ur dad Picasso
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013
So what your saying...is that my dad (and mom) or too ugly to have a "masterpiece" such as me, and they the only way for them to have me is for them to steal me? *gun shot*
By: S.M. on 16 Sep 2012

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Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece.
By: SimpleSuede on 25 Apr 2013

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No , he is a lieutenant in Hells Angels Club
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
i used that it worked
By: hew on 09 Dec 2012

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