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" Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. "


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Why thankyou is ur dad Picasso
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013
 
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IS THAT WHY YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL ME. :\
By: BATMAN on 31 Jul 2014
 
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(look over his shoulder) Hi dad! What took you so long?
By: love4all on 02 Feb 2013
 
 
I love you
By: Ballsy on 08 May 2013
 
 
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So what your saying...is that my dad (and mom) or too ugly to have a "masterpiece" such as me, and they the only way for them to have me is for them to steal me? *gun shot*
By: S.M. on 17 Sep 2012
 
 
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Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece.
By: SimpleSuede on 25 Apr 2013
 
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*grabs girls hands and turns them over like you're looking for something* Girl- what are you doing? You- looking for a signature. Most masterpieces have one.
By: Noah on 21 Nov 2015
 
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i used that it worked
By: hew on 09 Dec 2012
 
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No , he is a lieutenant in Hells Angels Club
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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Pedo
By: Dave on 29 Jan 2016
 
 
The lngr u tak off ur clothts u mak me anctsha
By: Mvaga on 14 Dec 2013
 
 

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