Pick-Up Lines

THE DEVIL WAS ONCE AN ANGEL
By: OWEN AND AFSHANA on 19 Mar 2013

The new Heaven involves burning up in hell. Enjoy!
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013

I had a better teacher than that line
By: Alicia on 03 Dec 2012

I am sure you are just dreaming because you should go to hell
By: FuckerBitch on 13 Oct 2012

I must be in heaven because your an Angel; wait did you say your name was Saint Michael.
By: Salvatore Leone on 30 Nov 2011

I must be in the ocean, all I can smell is tuna.
By: Name on 20 Nov 2011

that line was so bad i must have died and gone to hell.
By: mee on 06 Aug 2009

i must be in hell cuze im looking at a deamon
By: cow on 23 Apr 2009

I must be at a McDonalds because I'm looking at a Fry
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

boy i hope not, if this is heaven i got screwed on this deal
By: crazy steve on 23 Feb 2009

I must be in a fish tank,because im looking at a puff fish.
By: kaitbake on 31 Dec 2008

I must be in a barn yard cuz im looking at a jackass.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

we must be in hell cause im looking at the devil
By: Shawty on 20 Aug 2012

Id been with better Alicia's than that
By: Alicia on 03 Dec 2012

I heard better one like do you work at subway bacause your giving me a foot long
By: Kayla on 03 Dec 2012

Umm I heard better ones like"are you wearing space pants "girl says "no"boy says" well your ass is out of this world
By: Kayla on 03 Dec 2012

were in heaven? then y the hell am i looking at u?!
By: Shawty on 20 Aug 2012

YA MUM
By: BEN on 21 Jun 2011

If this is heaven and that is a so called angel, then what will hell bring?
By: Channy Mack on 12 Jun 2011