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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
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WTF!!! GET OUT OF MY DAD'S PANTZ!! THTS MY JOB!!!!
By: Daddy's lil slave!
on 05 Aug 2009
So are you saying you're gay?
By: lexi
on 09 Jun 2009
Your dad just called my dad and wants him to paint his ass. He said you don't do it for him anymore.
By: Whitney
on 27 Feb 2008
o, so that explains how theres white paint all over your face.
By: aaron
on 12 Feb 2008
Why where you in my dad's pants?
By: Mordred
on 04 Feb 2008
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then your mom must not have a vagina, just a canvas :D
By: Troy
on 26 Jul 2010
you sick basterds
By: douches
on 08 Dec 2009
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