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" Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! "

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WTF!!! GET OUT OF MY DAD'S PANTZ!! THTS MY JOB!!!!
By: Daddy's lil slave! on 05 Aug 2009
So are you saying you're gay?
By: lexi on 09 Jun 2009
Your dad just called my dad and wants him to paint his ass. He said you don't do it for him anymore.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
o, so that explains how theres white paint all over your face.
By: aaron on 12 Feb 2008
Why where you in my dad's pants?
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008

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you sick basterds
By: douches on 08 Dec 2009

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