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" I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. "
Insurance Pick Up Lines
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Really now? I'll give you my dad's, he pays for my insurance.
By: Prussia
on 23 Jan 2013
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No, I will never stop loving you, the only time I'll stop is when its 31st February!
By: Katie
on 09 Sep 2014
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No I WAS NOT staring at your boobs, DER, I was admiring your heart obviously!
By: Leondre Devries
on 09 Sep 2014
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Well if you have no raisins, could I have a date?
By: Katie
on 09 Sep 2014
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Well i cant help that you are the idiot who just ran into a wall!!!!!! Lol
By: Elle
on 22 Jan 2013
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Oh seriously? *takes off hat* I'm a boy... o.O
By: Ihearthaters
on 17 Aug 2012
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A wall, oh it was meant to be a deep well
By: Minxwings
on 08 Apr 2014
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How about I give my fist to your face (boy )if you do will you kiss it and make it better
By: hidden
on 22 Sep 2012
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Could you run into the wall again this time ill video tape it this time
By: LOL
on 28 Jul 2012
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Instead I'll give you my fist Android your face.
By: hidden
on 22 Sep 2012
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laugh
By: lol
on 10 Sep 2012
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ThAt wall knocked some love since into me.
By: Niickie Anderson
on 25 May 2014
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... *SLAP *!!!!
By: Blake
on 06 Sep 2012
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if ur heart z a prison,i wuld luv 2 b 4ever sentenced
By: damilola.m.kazeem
on 02 Aug 2017
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because your very beauty , i for get my pick up line
By: othy
on 25 Nov 2013
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Obviously your left eye hurts because you've be looking right right all day!
By: Katie
on 09 Sep 2014
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i feel lyk walking through u,dnt b afraid 4 etz God ur lord
By: damilola.m.kazeem
on 02 Aug 2017
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really funny
By: pkay
on 15 Dec 2012
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That is mean!!
By: Blake
on 06 Sep 2012
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(Boy)wanna know what size shoe I wear? (Girl)no (Boy)size sexy!!:)
By: Unknown
on 31 Dec 2012
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lol i love this pick up line its super funny!
By: <3
on 07 Dec 2012
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