GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. "

Astronomy Pick Up Lines

Comebacks:

Also, ur eyes are like stars... THEY'RE SO FAR APART!!
By: Wts on 29 Apr 2015
WHO ARE YOU?!
By: Just Summer. on 11 Mar 2013
Well, i think you and me can get together,and have a paradox.
By: Sunny on 18 Apr 2015
I think you're right. I'm definitely seeing stars ;)
By: OhISee on 21 Mar 2013
From down here they are so small just like your brain
By: me on 16 Jan 2017
If i had a star for every time you did, we'd both be dead, and the world would be frozen and dark, drifting off into space with no gravity keeping the planet in orbit.
By: Alpha!Sans on 13 Aug 2025
Doesn't everyone turn on the light?
By: Karlee on 03 Mar 2016
I don't like galaxy. Twix is better instead.
By: G.com on 27 Feb 2016
qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,
By: qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm on 09 Dec 2015

Variations & Alternatives:

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have the whole night sky in my hands.
By: BballBeauty on 24 Oct 2012

Comments:

Did you fall from heaven? Cause so did Satan. c:
By: Heather on 23 Feb 2016
I like that one its very nice
By: romeo on 05 May 2014
Me gusta!!!! El es muy romantica
By: Jessica on 04 Jan 2013
I love that it is perfect for telling someone you either really like or is just your bestie... i just told someone that as soon as i saw it
By: it's me on 07 Dec 2017
Are u a fart, cause u just blow me away
By: Sup bush on 17 May 2016
If you consider the fact that there are approximatly 100 billion stars in our Milky way, she'd to have brighten up the same ammount of days, which translates to 273 790 926 years, i don't think both of you would be alive by then (and yes, I know this is way to nerdy but still).
By: steve on 12 May 2017
Lame supa lame
By: the person on 03 Jan 2013

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.