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" If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. "

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If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah
By: CL on 04 Feb 2008

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Man: Damnit. Girl:What? Man: I forgot to bring you eleven roses. Girl: Why eleven? Man: Cause then I would have 12 of the most beautiful things in the world in front of me.
By: Tim on 08 Oct 2007

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funny guy , your dumb, !
By: silly on 30 Oct 2008
If you had 11 roses, and a beautiful girl there, it would be 2 of the most beautiful things in the world. 1 - The girl. 2 - The roses. Th quantity of roses doesn't make a difference, it's still the same thing, just repeated.
By: Depp on 25 Oct 2008

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