Pick-Up Lines

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses .. then your in a coffin .
By: READ THIS on 02 Aug 2011

if you stood in the mirror with that there would be 11 beautiful things plus an ogre
By: Ichigo on 21 Dec 2010

If you stood in front of a mirror,it would break.
By: kaitebake on 31 Dec 2008

If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah
By: CL on 04 Feb 2008

If you held up a rose in front of a mirror, you would see 2 of the most beautiful things in the world.
By: Cool Cat on 20 Jan 2011

Man: Damnit. Girl:What? Man: I forgot to bring you eleven roses. Girl: Why eleven? Man: Cause then I would have 12 of the most beautiful things in the world in front of me.
By: Tim on 08 Oct 2007

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By: FloloDugCrarl on 30 Aug 2012

ang pupugi nyo at ang papanget nyo
By: jc on 12 Jan 2012

ang pupugi nyo at ang papanget nyo
By: jc on 12 Jan 2012

omg a guy said that to me and he lost his virginity that night too ahh high school
By: marcelene on 29 Dec 2011

omg a guy said that to me and he lost his virginity that night too ahh high school
By: marcelene on 29 Dec 2011

omg a guy said that to me and he lost his virginity that night too ahh high school
By: marcelene on 29 Dec 2011

omg my friend kyler wrote this twitter! its pretty sweet id get with the guy if he said this to me lol(:
By: boo on 26 Aug 2011

awh one of the guys at my school said this to me & i thought it was so sweet
By: Jordanna on 13 Mar 2011

nice !
By: shar Ü on 22 Aug 2010

Why, would you be behind me then?
By: someone on 07 Apr 2009

wow cheesy!
By: someone on 21 Feb 2009

funny guy , your dumb, !
By: silly on 30 Oct 2008

If you had 11 roses, and a beautiful girl there, it would be 2 of the most beautiful things in the world. 1 - The girl. 2 - The roses. Th quantity of roses doesn't make a difference, it's still the same thing, just repeated.
By: Depp on 25 Oct 2008