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" If I followed you home, would you keep me? "


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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
By: Jo on 13 Dec 2011
 
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Sure...as a garden gnome
By: Alex on 18 Aug 2008
 
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MY BASEMENT IS SLIGHTLY OCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT BUT I'M SURE IF WE DO A LITTLE ARRANGING OF THE BODIES YOU'LL SQUEEZE IN JUST FINE
By: AMBER on 03 Sep 2012
 
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no, id sell you on ebay!
By: eddie moua on 29 Mar 2012
 
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sure, after I got you neutered
By: linds on 05 Jun 2008
 
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yea. in the backyard tied to the fence.
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
 
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No but I think the cops would love to keep you in their jail cells though
By: Cherry on 17 Feb 2014
 
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nnnooooooo i cant have a dog
By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012
 
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ya so the police can come and get you for stocking me
By: hfhgfhhf on 04 Jul 2008
 
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I'd keep you as far from me as possible!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
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i don't think i can. i already have a dog at home that is really possessive.
By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008
 
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STALKER!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
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have you had all your shots?
By: wv on 30 May 2007
 
 
Sure, when we get there I'll grab my shotgun and blow your brains off...
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
 
 
Sure...I need a new trash can... or Sure my dog need a new chew-toy
By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009
 
 
Sure! But first you need a vaccination, Rabies shot, we definately need to get you nuetered. Then I need to get a doghouse, dog food, a leash, and collar. Oh ya and i don't sleep with pets so i'd also need an OUTSIDE dog bed. So other than getting that shopping list done first the answer would be yes!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
 
 
Nah , But I think The police Need A police dog
By: J on 13 Jan 2013
 
 
No sorry, I only put down strays *wink and walk away*
By: Nel on 28 Jun 2011
 
 
sure but you might want to know i have the police on speed dial and i'm sure my boyfriend can kick your stalker-like ass. So yeah come on lets go :D
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
 
 
NO if you followed me home I would call the cops, dear
By: Chipperred on 19 May 2014
 
 
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Sorry, I'm allergic.
By: yesennes on 31 Jan 2016
 
 
If I told you u had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
By: don on 15 Nov 2012
 
 

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OK funny and creepy at same time! LOL!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
 
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i would definitly give him a chance well i mean if he was good looking too(:
By: (: on 08 Jul 2011
 
 
That sounds sweet , but your setting yourself up to die on this one.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
 
 
I Totally did this But the Girl Kicked and Screamed STALKER!! really loud
By: Carl on 17 Dec 2012
 
 
lol, this is so cute i would pobs talk 2 the guy who said this to me
By: MWA :D on 11 Jul 2008
 
 
HELL yeah!!!!! but u have to sleep in my bed
By: animemoon on 07 May 2012
 
 
That's kind of cute.
By: A on 06 Feb 2008
 
 
I don't so strays!
By: Rad on 12 Jun 2010
 
 
No but you can follow me to the police station
By: Jess on 06 Sep 2014
 
 
I had this comment on my Skype status, and my boyfriend put this on his "If she followed me home, I'd keep her." I thought it was so cute!
By: Teddybaer on 05 Nov 2012
 
 
ooooo no sorry i dont have pets :-(
By: why know on 12 Oct 2011
 
 
haha .. theres nothing cute or sweet there .
By: anime on 28 May 2012
 
 
This is a really stupid conversation from along time ago how much stupider can this conversation get
By: Victoria on 12 Nov 2012
 
 
STALKER! RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
 
 

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