Nah , But I think The police Need A police dog By: J on 13 Jan 2013
MY BASEMENT IS SLIGHTLY OCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT BUT I'M SURE IF WE DO A LITTLE ARRANGING OF THE BODIES YOU'LL SQUEEZE IN JUST FINE By: AMBER on 03 Sep 2012
no, id sell you on ebay! By: eddie moua on 29 Mar 2012
nnnooooooo i cant have a dog
By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012
If I throw a stick, will you leave? By: Jo on 13 Dec 2011
No sorry, I only put down strays *wink and walk away* By: Nel on 28 Jun 2011
Sure! But first you need a vaccination, Rabies shot, we definately need to get you nuetered. Then I need to get a doghouse, dog food, a leash, and collar. Oh ya and i don't sleep with pets so i'd also need an OUTSIDE dog bed. So other than getting that shopping list done first the answer would be yes! By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
STALKER! By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
sure but you might want to know i have the police on speed dial and i'm sure my boyfriend can kick your stalker-like ass. So yeah come on lets go :D By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
Sure...I need a new trash can...
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Sure my dog need a new chew-toy By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009
Sure, when we get there I'll grab my shotgun and blow your brains off... By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
I'd keep you as far from me as possible! By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
i don't think i can. i already have a dog at home that is really possessive. By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008
Sure...as a garden gnome By: Alex on 18 Aug 2008
yea. in the backyard tied to the fence. By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
ya so the police can come and get you for stocking me By: hfhgfhhf on 03 Jul 2008
sure, after I got you neutered By: linds on 04 Jun 2008
have you had all your shots? By: wv on 30 May 2007
Variations & Alternatives:
If I told you u had a nice body, would you hold it against me? By: don on 15 Nov 2012
Comments:
I Totally did this But the Girl Kicked and Screamed STALKER!! really loud By: Carl on 17 Dec 2012
This is a really stupid conversation from along time ago how much stupider can this conversation get By: Victoria on 12 Nov 2012
I had this comment on my Skype status, and my boyfriend put this on his "If she followed me home, I'd keep her."
I thought it was so cute! By: Teddybaer on 05 Nov 2012
haha .. theres nothing cute or sweet there .
By: anime on 28 May 2012
HELL yeah!!!!! but u have to sleep in my bed By: animemoon on 07 May 2012
Only a desperate fag would say this By: Unknown on 23 Mar 2012
ooooo no sorry i dont have pets :-( By: why know on 12 Oct 2011
i would definitly give him a chance
well i mean if he was good looking too(: By: (: on 08 Jul 2011
OK funny and creepy at same time! LOL! By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
I don't so strays! By: Rad on 11 Jun 2010
STALKER! RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
That sounds sweet , but your setting yourself up to die on this one. By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
lol, this is so cute i would pobs talk 2 the guy who said this to me By: MWA :D on 11 Jul 2008
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By: J on 13 Jan 2013
By: AMBER on 03 Sep 2012
By: eddie moua on 29 Mar 2012
By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012
By: Jo on 13 Dec 2011
By: Nel on 28 Jun 2011
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008
By: Alex on 18 Aug 2008
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
By: hfhgfhhf on 03 Jul 2008
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008
By: wv on 30 May 2007
Variations & Alternatives:
By: don on 15 Nov 2012
Comments:
By: Carl on 17 Dec 2012
By: Victoria on 12 Nov 2012
By: Teddybaer on 05 Nov 2012
By: anime on 28 May 2012
By: animemoon on 07 May 2012
By: Unknown on 23 Mar 2012
By: why know on 12 Oct 2011
By: (: on 08 Jul 2011
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
By: Rad on 11 Jun 2010
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
By: MWA :D on 11 Jul 2008
By: A on 06 Feb 2008
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