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" If I followed you home, would you keep me? "

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
By: Jo on 13 Dec 2011
No sorry, I only put down strays *wink and walk away*
By: Nel on 28 Jun 2011
Sure! But first you need a vaccination, Rabies shot, we definately need to get you nuetered. Then I need to get a doghouse, dog food, a leash, and collar. Oh ya and i don't sleep with pets so i'd also need an OUTSIDE dog bed. So other than getting that shopping list done first the answer would be yes!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
STALKER!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
sure but you might want to know i have the police on speed dial and i'm sure my boyfriend can kick your stalker-like ass. So yeah come on lets go :D
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
Sure...I need a new trash can... or Sure my dog need a new chew-toy
By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009
Sure, when we get there I'll grab my shotgun and blow your brains off...
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
I'd keep you as far from me as possible!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
i don't think i can. i already have a dog at home that is really possessive.
By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008
Sure...as a garden gnome
By: Alex on 18 Aug 2008
yea. in the backyard tied to the fence.
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
ya so the police can come and get you for stocking me
By: hfhgfhhf on 03 Jul 2008
sure, after I got you neutered
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008
have you had all your shots?
By: wv on 30 May 2007

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ooooo no sorry i dont have pets :-(
By: why know on 12 Oct 2011
i would definitly give him a chance well i mean if he was good looking too(:
By: (: on 08 Jul 2011
OK funny and creepy at same time! LOL!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
I don't so strays!
By: Rad on 11 Jun 2010
STALKER! RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
That sounds sweet , but your setting yourself up to die on this one.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
lol, this is so cute i would pobs talk 2 the guy who said this to me
By: MWA :D on 11 Jul 2008
That's kind of cute.
By: A on 06 Feb 2008

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