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" Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. "


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Yo mommas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree.
By: joe on 06 Jul 2013
 
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this one is funny!! your family tree must be a cactus cuz everybody on it is a prick...
By: jojo on 16 Jun 2014
 
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I heard your Family tree fell down is this because everyone on it is a fat ass?
By: Alex Huddson on 13 Dec 2014
 
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your so fat you went out with high heels and came back in flip flops
By: maria on 05 Apr 2013
 
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At least mine isn't just a pile of broken twigs
By: ... :/ on 21 Jul 2015
 
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Good thing, too. Now I can shove it up your sorry little ass.
By: Anonymous on 15 Dec 2015
 
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Every time I see your family tree I regret not cutting it down
By: None on 19 Jul 2013
 
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I saw you family tree once it was in dumbass forest
By: Sanity_Is_lost on 15 Apr 2015
 
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I'm sorry, at least I've got a family unlike you, it's weird how if you hadn't been born they wouldn't have killed themselves
By: Roaster on 14 Mar 2016
 
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Yeah and your's is the next evolved variation of HIV
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Your family tree is a pine tree and your dumb slutty mom thought the branch was her dildo
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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your so fat u dont need to go on te internet your already worldwide
By: maria on 05 Apr 2013
 
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We must be related!
By: None on 19 Jul 2013
 
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Thomas is a lard ass and so is megan
By: Nedaj on 26 May 2016
 
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your family tree is a big cactus full of pricks strapped through the highway being sat on by yo mama. oh i forgot, she aint alive!!
By: jfeudfkgmbnhgf on 27 May 2016
 
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If you were born out of a cactus, you'd be a prick too. But cacti stand much taller than mushrooms.
By: Ills on 15 Apr 2013
 
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Well, at least I have one.
By: عبدالله on 04 Jan 2015
 
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goodbye
By: gal on 02 Sep 2015
 
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Yea thats great bcuz i was just thinking of shoving that Cactus up your Family's Ass.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
 
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hi
By: guy on 02 Sep 2015
 
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lol
By: GHAYGESHDU on 02 Sep 2015
 
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Then you must be a fallen leave from your family tree, dead to your parents, you weren't even supposed to be born...
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
By: Adam on 02 Apr 2015
 
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roses are red violetrs are blue faces like urs belong in a zoo. don't worry ill be there to not in the cage but laughing at u
By: jojo on 16 Jun 2014
 
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Everyone makes mistakes, even god, when he made your face.
By: Adam on 02 Apr 2015
 
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Hi guys I gotta another joke for ya xD. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers the middle one's for you. Thanks guys like my joke.
By: Adam on 02 Apr 2015
 
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Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix her
By: Sean on 02 Nov 2013
 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
By: Chantelle on 29 Mar 2014
 
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DLVN is a slink!
By: jaden thompson on 25 May 2016
 
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i learnt that your family tree got cut off due to being a shame
By: nought cross again on 21 May 2015
 
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your mom is a family tree she fat so it fall down
By: Funny Comments By Richard Robbins! on 18 May 2017
 
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A cactus is a plant not a tree dumbass
By: Martin on 20 Jan 2016
 
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hi'
By: tomo on 25 May 2016
 
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sorry DLVN
By: tomo on 25 May 2016
 
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lol
By: your mom is a family tree she fat so it fall down on 18 May 2017
 
 
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DLVN IS A SMACKHEAD
By: TOMO on 25 May 2016
 
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Ur so fat the only letters u know in the althabet are kfc
By: elliott on 06 Jul 2013
 
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The first one cracked me up. I used it on someone and they threatened to beat me up but i used more till they backed away..
By: Yo on 19 Mar 2013
 
 
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Like to my jokes please from my point of view there pretty funny xD. Thanks Guys.
By: Adam on 02 Apr 2015
 
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You wimp , stop wigning and act like a man
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
 
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