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" 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? "
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You my friend, Should have been swallowed.
By: Phil
on 19 Jan 2015
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So fast your ovaries didn't have time to react. And that's how pregnancy was invented.
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
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You should have been a stain on the couch. But your mom got drunk, so your dad was raped by a confused lesbian.
By: notrealname
on 29 Mar 2015
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Obviously, faster than my little sister yes, but you were the sperm that was too retarded to find its way to the embryo
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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Yeah cause I was made properly unlike you
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest
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