Pick Up Lines

" I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! "


<< Previous Line        Next Line >>

Comebacks:

Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
 
11
 
2 9
Did you notice my lack of interest?
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
6
 
6
well did u happen to notice that when i noticed u noticing me, i noticed the door and decided to leave
By: lilree on 22 Mar 2009
 
6
 
2 4
Oh, was that the notice I just threw away?
By: unknown on 21 Jun 2008
 
3
 
3
I noticed something that reminded me of you but I flushed it down and everything went back to normal.
By: Tubi1 on 11 Feb 2015
 
 
you must be blind cause i was noticing the guy sitting right next to ya
By: blindness on 13 Jan 2009
 
2
 
2
Well, if your noticing me while i'm noticing you and you've given me a notice. What are we noticing, might i ask?
By: Sprinkle on 26 Nov 2011
 
 
sorry your not my type I was noticing how ugly you were
By: jocelyn on 06 Jul 2012
 
1
 
1
Thank you for noticing this notice, your noticing it will be noticed.
By: on 24 Jan 2013
 
1
 
1
I was noticing the fact that you're a jackass.
By: >.> No on 22 Feb 2012
 
1
 
1
Okay... why are you rhyming, again?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
 
2 -2
fuk u i was noticing that girl im a lesbian
By: aa on 18 Jul 2011
 
1
 
4 -3

Variations & Alternatives:

lets do it
By: that guy on 03 Apr 2009
 
1
 
1
In his book:" Neither here nor there", Bill Bryson, writes that his fictional friend, Steve Katz, uses the line: will you help me move somting light a short distance: : Ok; what is it? I want to move an ounce of semen about 6 inches!(SLAP)
By: Joefish on 11 Nov 2009
 
1
 
1
NOTICE ME SENPAI
By: RandomPerson on 01 Aug 2014
 
1
 
1

Comments:

Will Smith !
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
 
2
 
2
I first heard this on Fresh Prince. Wonderful :D
By: Vanessa on 18 Dec 2008
 
2
 
2
wow
By: ract on 24 Nov 2011
 
 
wow
By: ract on 24 Nov 2011
 
 
what?
By: comebacker on 23 Jan 2008
 
 
Haha awesome
By: SerendipityX4 on 30 Apr 2014
 
 
awsome! And funny.
By: Suave on 27 Feb 2010
 
 

Add Comment:

Add What?:
Name:
Comment:

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!




© 2006-2017 GotLines.com - Pick Up Lines - Privacy Policy