Pick-Up Lines

Well, if your noticing me while i'm noticing you and you've given me a notice. What are we noticing, might i ask?
By: Sprinkle on 26 Nov 2011

fuk u i was noticing that girl im a lesbian
By: aa on 18 Jul 2011

Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010

Okay... why are you rhyming, again?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Did you notice my lack of interest?
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

well did u happen to notice that when i noticed u noticing me, i noticed the door and decided to leave
By: lilree on 21 Mar 2009

you must be blind cause i was noticing the guy sitting right next to ya
By: blindness on 13 Jan 2009

Oh, was that the notice I just threw away?
By: unknown on 21 Jun 2008

In his book:" Neither here nor there", Bill Bryson, writes that his fictional friend, Steve Katz, uses the line: will you help me move somting light a short distance: : Ok; what is it? I want to move an ounce of semen about 6 inches!(SLAP)
By: Joefish on 11 Nov 2009

lets do it
By: that guy on 03 Apr 2009

wow
By: ract on 24 Nov 2011

wow
By: ract on 24 Nov 2011

awsome! And funny.
By: Suave on 27 Feb 2010

Will Smith !
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009

I first heard this on Fresh Prince. Wonderful :D
By: Vanessa on 18 Dec 2008

what?
By: comebacker on 23 Jan 2008