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" Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? "

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because i dont have a roommate (Realy?) yes i like being left alone *sarcastic look*
By: Rebecca on 05 May 2009
because hel b already suprising you ;)
By: sarah on 03 Jun 2008
because his cock is bigger maybe??
By: slut on 16 Feb 2008

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