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" Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? "


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Yeah Roses are red violets are blue And god STILL made me smarter than you.
By: XuzelB on 27 Jul 2013
 
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Roses are red Violets aren't blue, Violets are violet, What the hell is wrong with you..?
By: randomidiot on 13 May 2015
 
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OR Yeah Roses are red Violets are blue And god still made me better than you
By: XuzelB on 27 Jul 2013
 
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roses are red,violents are blue i have the flue because of u
By: Mr.idC on 04 Dec 2015
 
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How about this I told someone to say this to his mother. Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour!
By: Ahmed on 10 Nov 2014
 
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Hahaha, that's funny. Guess what? Maybe if you swallowed some of that makeup, you'll be pretty on the inside, bitch.
By: DemonComebackMaster on 22 Apr 2015
 
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Roses are red, violets aren't blue, a violet it violet how stupid are you.
By: Squid on 18 Oct 2014
 
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you wore off on me.
By: jayke on 15 Nov 2013
 
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Life happened to me...Life..(maybe you should get one)
By: WhereYourWalletWent on 04 Apr 2015
 
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Yes god made you pretty. Pretty Ugly...
By: Troll on 13 Feb 2016
 
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God gave me two hands and two middle fingers for you.
By: Amen on 27 Aug 2015
 
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Roses are red, voilets are blue, God made a mistake, so he made me prettier than you.
By: RandomPerson on 24 Mar 2014
 
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See my finger my thumb see my fist u better run
By: Craig on 04 Sep 2016
 
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Seems more like God made you to be a total idiot and made me a better person
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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what thooooose they look like wack shoes
By: Mr.idC on 04 Dec 2015
 
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What happened to me? Huh, I think I'm not on your level that's all. You never took the time to notice that...DW, you'll get over the downgrade.
By: The Key on 27 Feb 2016
 
 
Roses are red ,violets are blue ,God gave me eyes for a reason I don't know about you
By: Therealthing on 07 May 2016
 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made no mistakes except for you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 19 Mar 2016
 
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Yea roses are red, but violets aren't blue, violets are violet, so im smarter than you, and just so you know, looks aren't for you, cause god made me pretty, but what happened to you?
By: Idek on 29 Oct 2016
 
 
Roses are red ,violets are blue ,God gave me eyes for a reason I don't know about you
By: Therealthing on 07 May 2016
 
 
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God must really hate people then
By: Alex Huddson on 13 Dec 2014
 
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I'm a atheist.
By: BitchPlease on 28 Jun 2015
 
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Well, at least when I ate a bowl of alphabet soup and I shitted it out, it made a better statement that that, you ugly whore.
By: Comeback on 08 Jul 2014
 
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Roses are red violets are blue when God gave out brains where the heck were u
By: selam on 14 Oct 2014
 
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God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy God made rivers, God made lakes God made you, oh, we all make mistakes
By: Dat Guy on 03 Nov 2013
 
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I Can Tell Your Not A Virgin. Your Face Is F*cked.
By: Bronc on 13 Mar 2014
 
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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
By: lolman on 12 Nov 2014
 
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AweeeeSomE!
By: Nathan on 03 Jan 2014
 
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Roses are red violets are blue we all have brains ex-cept you
By: Boss panda on 17 Feb 2015
 
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Roses are red,violents are blue,I will go to be,tonight with u
By: Dr.house on 19 Nov 2015
 
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This made me laugh so hard I crie
By: Tom Felton on 18 Jan 2015
 
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LoL
By: alexa on 28 May 2014
 
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that is my favorite one
By: humza on 01 Nov 2013
 
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WOW
By: nice on 13 Mar 2015
 
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Roses are red violets are blue,i will never be as f*cked up as you.
By: roses are red violets are blue master on 01 Feb 2016
 
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Roses are red violets are blue he's ror me not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face
By: maiah on 28 Feb 2016
 
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That didn't make sense huh spell check to all of the people who don't make sense in sentence. They put on there. Screen also roses. Are red and violets are blue god made everyone happy so everyone should love him to. So love him thanks I'm really. Smart!!! 👌👌👌
By: Nottellingyou on 18 Jan 2016
 
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You r basically saying God is ugly, bcos he made everyone in his image. But if he did that, that means you are ugly too. Your welcome.
By: PrePre on 28 Mar 2016
 
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lol Karla
By: Ariana on 08 Mar 2014
 
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Roses are red Violents are blue God made a hell Just cause of u So go bitch to hell No one likes being with u
By: Dr.house on 19 Nov 2015
 
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Roses are red violets are blue evrytime I flush the toilet I think of you.
By: nene on 29 Oct 2016
 
 
lol said that to a boy that get's on my nerves, he cried.
By: karla on 05 Mar 2014
 
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Oh hahaha omg I said this to a very annoying person in my high school and now she hates me even more worth it
By: Teegan on 23 Nov 2013
 
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lol!!
By: Queen on 23 Sep 2015
 
 
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if some one say "I'm sexy I'm hot as but you don't cause you don't look pretty you look like something that died play you poop face take it mad go get really pretty" then slap how ever say that in the face there all stupid to be honer they way you all to cry like a baby OMFG
By: Kyle on 11 Mar 2014
 
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