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" If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse! "


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If you were to slap me, id bite you like an animal.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
 
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Well, I'm a unicorn, finally you figured that out.
By: Clive Morris on 04 Jul 2015
 
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
By: Jay on 23 Aug 2016
 
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a slap is always good
By: ddddaa on 12 Aug 2015
 
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A slap is weak and wimpy, get a life you stupid bitch
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Yeah, same to you. if i slapped you it be i bitch slapped you.
By: XuzelB on 27 Jul 2013
 
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Same goes for you because actually humans are mammals and mammals. So if you were to slap anyone or if I were to slap you, it can be considered animal abuse. Yes, normally we refer animal abuse to hurting animals such as pets, seals, and any animal really but humans do count as animals, even though we refer to child abuse or abuse as hurting a human child or a person, persons, people, or peoples.
By: Jessamine on 23 Jun 2014
 
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and mammals are animals.* Haha, whoops. ( My comment below. )
By: Jessamine on 23 Jun 2014
 
 
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if i slapped you it would be considered child abuse
By: dep on 16 Feb 2015
 
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i dont care wat u say but im just glad thats you are stringing words into sentences now
By: comeback king on 29 Apr 2014
 
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If you were to slap me, id bite you like an animal.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
 
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Your so sexy that when i look at you i cum bares.
By: Rick Selvanayagam on 08 Dec 2015
 
 
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And if I slapped I'd win a nobel peace crown
By: No on 09 May 2016
 
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That matthew guy is a scrub.
By: Raven on 11 Mar 2015
 
 
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Yea also nature are trees and trees Make paper and there is toilet paper I wait my ass with you
By: Cierra on 31 Jul 2015
 
 
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If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!