Thats because your used two checking out other guys.
By: Shorty365 on 20 Nov 2009
Don't worry I'll fixe them! *grabs his eyes and pulls them out* There!
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
it must be my BIG DICK... IM RICK JAMES.... BITCH!
By: unanimous on 06 Aug 2008
i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
If you don't take them off me, youre gonna have something seriously wrong with your eyes,,they're going to be on the ground in front of you in about 2sec.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
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let me hit ur eyes .. and try to put them in the right place
By: ariane ancheta on 06 Apr 2010
Here I help you take them off me... *slaps person in the face* Now you will be rubbing you face and not staring at me lol.
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