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" I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. "

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Looks like your brain isn't working either, because you obviously can't tell I'm interested.
By: G on 27 Nov 2012

Well while your going to check up your eyes. Mightest go check up your face too :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011

Thats because your used two checking out other guys.
By: Shorty365 on 20 Nov 2009

Don't worry I'll fixe them! *grabs his eyes and pulls them out* There!
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009

it must be my BIG DICK... IM RICK JAMES.... BITCH!
By: unanimous on 06 Aug 2008

i think theres something wrong with my phone, its not letting me call 911.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

If you don't take them off me, youre gonna have something seriously wrong with your eyes,,they're going to be on the ground in front of you in about 2sec.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

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"Excuse me sir? were you talking to me? or were you talking that to that man bending down?"
By: kissME on 07 Apr 2011

let me hit ur eyes .. and try to put them in the right place
By: ariane ancheta on 06 Apr 2010

Here I help you take them off me... *slaps person in the face* Now you will be rubbing you face and not staring at me lol.
By: Desirae on 28 Aug 2009

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