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" You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. "
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And you couldn't pour water out of a boot that had instructions on the heel
By: GunHoLow
on 20 Aug 2016
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you swallow more balls then hungry hungry hippo
By: Ta'Niya Underwood
on 03 Feb 2014
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Yeah, but you would just drown.
By: Dat Guy
on 03 Nov 2013
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No but I'll hit you instead
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Feb 2016
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Sorry English please I dont speak retarded
By: Qwerty
on 18 Dec 2014
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Well, obviously, if I fell off a boat I'd hit a lifeboat. Wait, I forgot, your "boat" is so beat-up, a lifeboat would be bigger than it.
By: V_V_N
on 04 Jul 2015
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You couldn't hit concrete if you fell off a bike
By: Bill Gates
on 16 May 2019
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You couldn't hit sand if you fell of a camel
By: Dat Guy
on 28 Oct 2013
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