" If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. "

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if brains were cheese you wouldn't be able to feed a mouse a meal

By: waffles on 13 Oct 2015

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You're calling me fat when I know you're from Tennessee because you're the only size 10 I see!

By: Aryianah m wilson on 31 Mar 2017

Yeah cause you gave the nearly half the region the flu including me with you're dirty and deceased bullshit

By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016

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Oh wow! I'm surprised you even know what dynamite is! When did you look it up on google?

By: Kylee on 27 Apr 2015

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If brains were gas, you couldn't power an ants motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.

By: Freddy on 25 Aug 2013

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If your brain was dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to ruffle your dandruff.

By: Freddy on 25 Aug 2013

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If brains were electricity, you couldn't short-circuit the light in a firefly's butt.

By: Brychan on 18 Feb 2014

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If IQ points were gallons of gasoline, you could not propel a mosquito's motorcycle around a raindrop.

By: Tim on 05 Jun 2021

If brains were dynamite, you'd be the safest S.O.B. on the earth

By: Fred on 21 Feb 2020

if your brains were dynamite you wouldn't be able to blow the lid of a tube of smarties

By: lola on 23 Feb 2015

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I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.

By: Nuru Kay on 13 Sep 2013

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PRAIN

By: Kyle on 25 Nov 2014

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