Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that

I wouldn't know, because I don't live my life with my head up my arse.

By: Edward Guyatt on 27 Apr 2014

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If there weren't assholes like me there wouldn't be SHIT like you.-AH-

By: AlexHuddson on 07 Dec 2014

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-Why don't you check yourself since your usually pretty far up there?

By: denna on 16 Dec 2014

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Assholes belong in pants, why are you not there?

By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016

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Your mum is like a switch. Even a 2 year-old can turn her on

By: mac on 30 Sep 2016

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Whenever god sees you he remembers his first mistake

By: mac on 01 Sep 2016

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I think it's more jealous of all the people who don't have to put up with the shit from you.

By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017

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I couldn't understand you. You're mouth seems to be full of my shit.

By: John on 16 May 2018

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only cos im constipated, whats your asses excuse

By: fred on 02 Nov 2014

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at least the shit is aiming towards you

By: hi on 05 Sep 2016

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Dude are u talking to urself in the miror cause u look like shit

By: koen marley anne cumberland on 10 Dec 2017

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2 1

Wait! You mean it wasn't tired of looking of looking at your face already?

By: jough smyth on 12 Aug 2015

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry I will be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you biooootch.

By: Noneya on 17 Jan 2018

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No but it's surprised of how much just came out of your's

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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(big smile) Yes.

By: Dane Youssef on 15 Jul 2017

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No but it's surprised of how much just came out of your's

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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No it's happy now that something is distracting it from your face.

By: jough smyth on 12 Aug 2015

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You feel better when the 3rd finger is up to you

By: Mouhy on 14 Feb 2016

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No it's happy now that something is distracting it from your face.

By: jough smyth on 12 Aug 2015

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Actually it was kind of confused because it remembered what your face looked like.

By: jough smyth on 12 Aug 2015

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no, because my arse does the bloody talking. So piss off

By: Lewis on 29 Jul 2016

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you aint worthy of kissing my ass!!

By: 3:16 on 30 May 2017

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*squints and points at (other person's)mouth* Oh My God, is that shit I see?

By: WerewolfYoAss on 21 Mar 2015

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My shit is none of your shitty business it is not like your brain is in my head. If it is so then we both are stupid... high 4.. or was it 5?

By: Jason on 05 Jun 2015

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No, but I know some people thzt could help you control you internet addiction. Cuz there's no way that came from the empty space inside you skull!

By: Anonymous on 01 Jun 2015

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And now you have the 1 choice to eat it off the floor.

By: Bitch pleasE!!! on 21 Jan 2015

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One of the topnotch comebacks.

By: Who pissed in your cheerios? on 06 Feb 2015

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I don't Know, Why don't you ask it yourself. "*Show them your ass".

By: Awesome on 18 Nov 2014

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They're just glad they're not my ears, which you've mistaken for your verbal toilet.

By: Edward Guyatt on 27 Apr 2014

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You're a terrible person.

By: Donald Trump on 26 Jun 2016

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Those are briliant but need mre than just about ass. lolololol

By: mr.man on 10 Dec 2014

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No, its is happy to see the shit coming from your throat but is grossed out by the mess.

By: You just got burned on 25 Mar 2015

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I'm glad I'm not the only one.. Because the same's happening to you.

By: Anonymous on 15 Feb 2014

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Nigga, the same shit is happening to you.

By: Connor on 25 Nov 2014

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nooooooooono, but it's jealous of yours!

By: bhgugfc on 07 Sep 2013

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Did they tie up your asshole because all the shit is coming out of your mouth?

By: Alice on 25 Aug 2013

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Is your ass jealous of the kind of shit that comes out of your mouth?

By: Jenny on 25 Aug 2013

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You should carry around a roll of toilet paper for your mouth because all that comes out of it is shit!

By: Bob on 25 Aug 2013

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You should start wiping your mouth with toilet paper because you got a lot of shit coming out of there.

By: sammimolyneaux on 20 Oct 2013

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You know the best part of you ran down your mother's ass crack

By: Anon on 30 Aug 2015

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Hey, remember that time when your family went on that cruise? You don't? Oh damn, I can't believe I forgot, everyone hates you

By: ASHER on 17 Jul 2016

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Imma say that to this boy everybody likes. He's always making fun of me. This'll shut his dang piehole.

By: shemama133 on 06 Oct 2013

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They don't sell enough toothpaste for the amount of shit that comes out your mouth

By: Dillon on 12 Aug 2015

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if bullshit were brains, you'd be a genius

By: p pruett on 07 Feb 2017

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whenever god sees your family he remembers his first mistake

By: mac on 01 Sep 2016

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1 2

At least I have an ass. Unlike you who has two dicks.

By: hahaha on 15 Feb 2017

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I hate this guy in scul and this really great it just describes him

By: Yolo4life on 24 Dec 2014

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3 1

Dere'z No Golden 1

By: Habert on 14 May 2017

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bigfoot called he wants his hair back

By: die on 19 Mar 2016

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2 1

Not particularly, but your sister is. Kinky one, she is.

By: g4a on 30 Jul 2018

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If your telling me to shut up its because you dont wanna hear the words am saying that rekts your ass

By: KeanJE on 13 Apr 2017

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.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHA

By: LordFungi on 03 Sep 2013

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HAHAHA that's GOLD

By: hamster on 27 Jul 2014

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hahahahahahaha....good one

By: rias4109 on 04 Jan 2014

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Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

By: damnyougotburnedbruh on 21 Feb 2015

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Lmaoooo

By: chicken on 26 Feb 2015

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I am very unpopular in school and these are going to help a lot!!!!!!!!!!

By: Elijah lascurain on 28 Jan 2014

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Best Diss EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: DeeDee on 20 Mar 2015

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Dislike this comment

By: Jason bourne on 03 Oct 2016

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Aha! thats hilarious XD

By: sammimolyneaux on 20 Oct 2013

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HahahahahahHhahahahh GOLDEN😂😂

By: Yeewwww grom on 11 Dec 2014

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someone pls love me

By: Katie on 06 Oct 2014

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ha gaaaaaaaaaaay

By: yo mama on 05 Sep 2013

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" Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? "

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