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" If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ. "


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Why would you do that when you could just climb my IQ and jump to yours?
By: Vinco on 14 Sep 2013
 
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If I had to jump to yours, I'd be falling forever.
By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014
 
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Your ego could collapse at any moment, since your IQ is not tall enough to prop it up securely.
By: Paradigm Arson on 25 Apr 2014
 
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You can't kill yourself when you need to jump up to get to my intelligence level. Not down. Now my ego to your intelligence level is a different story
By: Spenny180 on 23 Aug 2015
 
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Well why don't you do it then so I wouldn't have to listen to you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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Shit, before go do your cinematic free fall let me go grab a beer and some popcorn.
By: K.L on 25 Nov 2016
 
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Thats not a fall, its a long jump, babe.
By: Kate on 19 Dec 2013
 
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I know you are but what am I
By: J on 09 Dec 2016
 
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But if you went up my ego, you would't reach the top of my IQ.
By: McHerpderp on 20 Sep 2016
 
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You're right! You can't jump that high, you'll just end up hurting yourself
By: Me on 28 Dec 2016
 
 
Go ahead, do it.
By: 404 on 01 Jan 2017
 
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Leave me out of this
By: Matt on 12 Nov 2016
 
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At least I have an IQ. When you took the test, your parents didn't tell you your results because they thought you could use the morale boost.
By: lllllllll on 27 Jan 2016
 
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frik me in the bumb thats what see said
By: Hola on 29 Nov 2016
 
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And if I wanted to die I would think about u
By: Seek on 15 Jan 2016
 
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you arent strong enough to climb my ego, let alone jump up to my iq
By: penis on 30 Aug 2016
 
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the last one was supposed to be a comeback not a comment. :|
By: Smartguysays on 17 Dec 2014
 
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I'm sorry but auto correct can't fix your stupidity when you tried to spell eggo
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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If i wanted to kilo myself I'd stare at your face a couple more seconds...
By: Bob on 18 Jul 2015
 
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Ur stupid
By: Smartkid10101234 on 16 Jun 2016
 
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Well y dont u just go kill yorself
By: Smartkid10101234 on 16 Jun 2016
 
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If you jumped to my IQ you would hit your face
By: John on 18 Feb 2015
 
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Too bad, if i had to climb yours it would be too big of a fall- im scared of heights.
By: ashleigh on 07 Jan 2014
 
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Well at least my IQ's a friggin' skyscraper compared to yours.
By: headphone jack on 17 Jan 2015
 
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Go climb to the top of your ego and drop down to you IQ level. The fall will probably kill you.
By: Kevin on 14 Nov 2014
 
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You're a woman
By: hello69 on 26 Apr 2015
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

If I did the same with u I would fall forever and get lost in time and space
By: MROJAN on 14 Jun 2014
 
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Your parents met once and nothing more than a 1 dollar bill exchanged hands
By: Lol on 06 Feb 2015
 
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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit
By: I am your mom on 03 Dec 2015
 
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This is NOT REALATED TO THIS JOKE:Your so stupid, you tried to kill the Beetles! [As in the band; Look it up]
By: HahaLolZZ on 03 Jun 2014
 
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Comments:

I don't think that you can jump that high.
By: George on 23 Jan 2014
 
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I couldn't sink down to your level if I were in quicksand.
By: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat on 23 Feb 2015
 
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By: Jamesven on 03 Feb 2017
 
 
I think its good not many people would have a good comeback for that one
By: darryl on 08 May 2016
 
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that was beautiful
By: me on 09 Jun 2015
 
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Why would you do that, when yours is so much more of a guaranteed death from falling?
By: james on 24 Jan 2017
 
 
You should join the suicide hotline, lots of terrorists are recruiting from there..
By: Tony on 30 May 2016
 
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I know a know-nothing know-it-all named Gideon who I really need to tell this to next time he tells me to go kill myself.
By: LOL on 16 Feb 2015
 
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Sorry but im not strong enough
By: Arvin Zarbaksh on 08 Sep 2016
 
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That's not what your mom said about you though..she said "Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the local condom factory."
By: Smartguysays on 17 Dec 2014
 
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Ha Ha Ha so funny
By: Nadia Benjamin on 15 Jan 2014
 
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Basically a "joke" about suicide; so, not funny.
By: no on 24 Jul 2015
 
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i had to do that ill get a knife and kill them for payback when i die xDD
By: Kyle on 11 Mar 2014
 
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