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" It's too bad stupidity isn't painful. "


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Yeah, cuz if it were you'd be dying
By: Leela on 01 Apr 2014
 
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It doesn't seem to be curable either, so at least it saves you money on hospital bills.
By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014
 
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I can see that, because you would want to die due to the amount of stupidity you have
By: Unknown on 16 Apr 2016
 
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I should say so. The entire room would be on the floor the moment you walked in.
By: Vinco on 14 Sep 2013
 
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are you certain its not because my gran died after she said 'my hips are sexy' in primary in the dressing room
By: waffle on 13 Oct 2015
 
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It is actually harder for the body to perceive pain while engaging in complete hysteria, brought on from your entertainment. You don't have to get the joke, when you become one.
By: DJ on 26 Jan 2018
 
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Why? Are You a masochist.
By: Jobo on 08 Nov 2014
 
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Thank god! It's painful enough being around you.
By: Brooke on 13 Dec 2014
 
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You would know...
By: Burn on 14 Jan 2015
 
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Or what? You'd be in a lot of pain?
By: Nah on 12 Sep 2013
 
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i know. but your mother was always my whore. you wanna be next
By: jesral on 24 Oct 2014
 
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At least its emotionally painful and it looks like you're gonna get a shitload of misfortune
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
 
 
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ohh good thing because i have better things to do than see you being buried
By: serena on 21 Jan 2015
 
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Fun fact: This was said by Anton LeVay in his book The Satanic Bible.
By: Satanist on 07 Jun 2014
 
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yeah but your mom is get rekt
By: fdspa-gspdo-gti-rgeqig-eqy on 25 Nov 2018
 
 
epic
By: 123456789 on 21 Oct 2013
 
 
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It is, though? I mean, whenever I here you speak, I start to get a headache, so...
By: Actually on 12 Sep 2015
 
 
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Yeah but your obesity is.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
 
 
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It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.