GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. "


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Comebacks:

You can have a slap and keep it!
By: Jenny on 06 Sep 2013
Wow You must really like chocolate. But I dont think we Will see eachother again, So how You gonna return it?
By: idklel on 02 Jan 2016
Sure, but make sure to return it with interest.
By: Diabetes on 22 Apr 2024
Sure, but make sure to return it with interest.
By: Diabetes on 22 Apr 2024
Only if you kiss my ass.
By: QuickQuip on 09 Jun 2017
No, but here's a reality check for the medical bills you'll need to pay if you try.
By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014

Variations & Alternatives:

Can I give you a kiss? If you don't like it you can always give it back.
By: Coffee be hot on 21 Mar 2021
Just give him/her a hershey's kiss.. xD
By: Khem on 28 Apr 2016

Comments:

i got my first kiss doing this
By: dylan on 31 Mar 2014
Should have got more likes that was a good one.
By: Broskyman on 19 Oct 2013
Aww Dylan did your parents ever tell you stealing is wrong? Lol I tried this and guess what.. they used Jenny's comeback!
By: poor dylan on 12 Feb 2015
Why do you want my Hershey's kiss? IT'S MINE!
By: Ajhappyfeet on 16 Mar 2015
Boy: Wanna kiss? Girl:Excuse me?! Boy: Suit yourself *pulls out Hershey's kiss from pocket* Unless the girl actually wants to kiss u then ur good
By: Bob on 04 Nov 2015
Yes baby give daddy kisses
By: Who on 29 Aug 2020
does it actually work?
By: Andres on 28 Feb 2018
Okay but we will see about the "giving it back";)
By: Modena on 06 Jul 2017
I'm saying this to BAE
By: elove on 12 Feb 2015
I HATE ALL OF U
By: UR MOM on 09 May 2016
sooo sweet
By: Allie on 13 Mar 2015
Awee this is sooo cute!
By: Jenny on 06 Sep 2013
DEEZ NUTS
By: Oliver on 28 Jul 2015
Deep Nuts
By: Jeff on 28 Jul 2015
hi my name is berlinda mcnae and i love sameone in my class room and he is is so hot
By: berlinda on 12 Jun 2014

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.