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" I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! "

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No i dont but im happy with watching you die.
By: Dunc on 14 May 2013

*Kick him as hard as you can in his chest " Guess I don't know how to. Whoops!"
By: Goshh on 26 Nov 2012

Well then I guess what I do next is really gonna take your breath away (what's that) this (kick the dumbass in the balls he doesnt have)
By: Mountain dew on 20 Sep 2009

Sorry I never got my certificate.
By: Ebony on 17 Jul 2009

suck how how i don't and u gonna die
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008

I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

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Oh I'm sorry was i choking you too hard?
By: Sam on 05 Jun 2010

i drown so many times and hot lifeguards have given me cpr and i think it very attacrive to girls and i think thats hot
By: grand forks n.d. on 21 Jul 2009

i want to drown in front of a hot chick so she can save me and give me cpr
By: daVE GRAND FORK N.D. on 06 Nov 2008

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