no i beileve in slapping the fuck out of unkind people like yourself!! thats no way to approach a woman! if you were to come at me with dignity and class I might consider sleeping with in a matter of years only after you proposed to me and lawfully wedded with me! not with such ease and unclassyness! never! I believe a man should come at a woman such as myself like he wants to get to know me before he decides he finds me sexaully attractive. but since you were so frank and blunt about it. I see that I have no choice but to have sexual intercourse with you!
By: Damon on 23 Dec 2008
no
By: leah on 04 Dec 2008
depends on if it's big enough to hold my lamp?
By: chelsea on 16 Feb 2008
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