No theyre softball pants, and this ass is out of your league douche bag.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
no but your pants must have magnets because my boot is being drawn to it
By: Zanna on 02 Jan 2008
is that a car crash?
cause you are BANGIN!!!
By: jomama on 21 Aug 2007
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id flat out screw whoever said this to me senseless
By: noel on 07 Apr 2008
no they won't. this line will get you a slap in the face.
By: Jeness on 19 Dec 2007
A nice blend of humor and flattery. Some girls may think it's a little creepy if a guy comes up and flat out says they have a nice ass. This line's a good way to lighten it up, so even if they do catch you staring at their ass they'll think of your cheesy line and smile :)
