Pick-Up Lines

I likie men
By: A gay guy on 17 Oct 2011

no u dont no me hony o and im a guy
By: derrrrrrrr on 21 Jul 2011

Really? (looks around) Where is she?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

Really?! you look like my ex-boyfriend.
By: Sandy on 20 Jul 2009

Sorry, I don't speak dumbass. Bye!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

no you don't know me and you're not going to
By: hmm on 14 Mar 2009

Gee, that sucks, because my next boyfriend is over there. *points random direction and runs*
By: YOYOMANTIGER on 27 Oct 2008

Ooooo... you must be talking about my mentally retarded sister over there.. i think she sees you cuz headed in this direction she looks a lil rabid **points over there then takes off**
By: chiclet on 27 Oct 2008

Gee, that sucks, because my next boyfriend is over there. *points random direction*
By: Fate Freak on 31 Jul 2008

sorry i dont have a twin
By: vdvfdsvfd on 03 Jul 2008

well to me you look an awful like the next guy im turning down...
By: well then on 02 Jan 2008

You look a lot like my first wife. * really how many have u had?* none.
By: kris on 27 May 2011

▲ that's weird ▲
By: the LEGIT jman ♦ on 27 Nov 2011

nice legs what time do they open
By: negimafan#1 on 30 Sep 2011

Damn ya conceited stuck up chick I thought I'd get lucky like the other thirty guys you've been with. To bad
By: Dr givesAfuck on 30 Sep 2011

im sorry but what kind of skank would say yes to a perv like him!
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

wiew... huh???
By: unknown on 06 Aug 2011

Really? (looks around) Where is she?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

next girlfriend aye, t he only girlfriend you'll probably get in your lifetime is big rhonda and she wouldn't be able to fit in your car trunk.
By: kfddlfdk on 21 Feb 2010

I used it to get my latest girlfreind. It worked.
By: Røb on 08 Jan 2010

i like you alot baby lets bang
By: viva la vida on 04 Dec 2008