Pick-Up Lines

               


" Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. "

Rating: Votes:

(4.65/5)
210
Rate this line:
<< Previous   Full List    Next >>

Comebacks:

Really because you look like the next doosh I'm turning down
By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014
Really, cause I thought you were gay! Well Damn!
By: Cheese on 19 Jun 2012
n u look a lot like my old grandfather
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012
I likie men
By: A gay guy on 17 Oct 2011
no u dont no me hony o and im a guy
By: derrrrrrrr on 21 Jul 2011
Really? (looks around) Where is she?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
Really?! you look like my ex-boyfriend.
By: Sandy on 20 Jul 2009
Sorry, I don't speak dumbass. Bye!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
no you don't know me and you're not going to
By: hmm on 14 Mar 2009
Gee, that sucks, because my next boyfriend is over there. *points random direction and runs*
By: YOYOMANTIGER on 27 Oct 2008
Ooooo... you must be talking about my mentally retarded sister over there.. i think she sees you cuz headed in this direction she looks a lil rabid **points over there then takes off**
By: chiclet on 27 Oct 2008
Gee, that sucks, because my next boyfriend is over there. *points random direction*
By: Fate Freak on 31 Jul 2008
sorry i dont have a twin
By: vdvfdsvfd on 03 Jul 2008
well to me you look an awful like the next guy im turning down...
By: well then on 02 Jan 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

You look a lot like my first wife. * really how many have u had?* none.
By: kris on 27 May 2011

Comments:

it worked. c:
By: herehgfegwfe on 19 Jun 2013
im so gonna say this to a a guy at my school so I can see his reaction :D lol
By: Dawn on 21 Feb 2013
Thats interesting cause you look like the reason why i go to jail
By: Danny on 31 Dec 2012
really cus you look like the next person im going to slap
By: chandler on 21 Oct 2012
i want that to happen to me... lolz... i really want that to happen to me and my friends too. cause they are single too luv yahss bitches.. fuck ya'll.. go suck a dick...
By: katieluv978 on 19 Oct 2012
ill fuck u tonight
By: fuck u hard on 18 Oct 2012
really im sorry, you must be that mentally retarded play mate i hired, for my mentally retarded sister, you look like it too...
By: bam bam on 18 Aug 2012
n u look a lot like my old grandfather
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012
▲ that's weird ▲
By: the LEGIT jman ♦ on 27 Nov 2011
nice legs what time do they open
By: negimafan#1 on 30 Sep 2011
Damn ya conceited stuck up chick I thought I'd get lucky like the other thirty guys you've been with. To bad
By: Dr givesAfuck on 30 Sep 2011
im sorry but what kind of skank would say yes to a perv like him!
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011
wiew... huh???
By: unknown on 06 Aug 2011
Really? (looks around) Where is she?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
next girlfriend aye, t he only girlfriend you'll probably get in your lifetime is big rhonda and she wouldn't be able to fit in your car trunk.
By: kfddlfdk on 21 Feb 2010
I used it to get my latest girlfreind. It worked.
By: RÝb on 08 Jan 2010
i like you alot baby lets bang
By: viva la vida on 04 Dec 2008

Add Comment:

Add What?:
Name:
Comment:
 
 
Random Pick Up Line
"Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!"
More Pick Up Lines
Random Joke
"Why does the lion keep losing when playing cards? -- Because he keeps playing with a bunch of cheetahs."
More Jokes
Random Quote
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
More Quotes

© 2006-2014 GotLines.com - Pick Up Lines - Privacy Policy