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" If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty. "


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how the hell would you know what pretty is, your face looks like your neck just threw up.
By: denna on 17 Dec 2014
 
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Hey at least I can switch your stuck with that one, do us all a favor a put a bag over it.
By: denna on 16 Dec 2014
 
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Poof be gone, you're breath is to strong I don't wanna be mean. But you need listerine, not a sip not a swallow but the whole friggin' bottle.
By: Chase on 11 Nov 2014
 
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I made them both so they would fit in with you, wouldn't want you to look even uglier now, would we?
By: ElijahPie on 24 Oct 2014
 
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I'd stab myself in the back, but it looks like you've beat me to it.
By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014
 
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Boi don't be talking about ugly when your face is rated number one on public health hazards.
By: Kykuru on 18 Mar 2016
 
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Huh..oh they look like this because I'm looking at u, so just put a mask on, I'll pay u to
By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016
 
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Then stop looking in the mirror.
By: MAMA on 19 Jun 2015
 
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Funny, I made one side a reflection of you.
By: D on 15 Mar 2017
 
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You're so stupid, if you got trapped in a supermarket you would starve to death.
By: Megan on 15 Dec 2013
 
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Well what the hell are you gonna do with your face when the baboon wants his ass back!?!
By: Cody Jackson on 16 Mar 2015
 
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Why are you talking to a mirror?
By: denna on 16 Dec 2014
 
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At least I can be pretty and I can look at myself without cracking the mirror.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
 
 
Both sides are already pretty you're just too dumb to realise
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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I'm not the 2 headed snake, that piece of crap is you. me, I'm the bloody hydra!!! 3:-)
By: XXX on 03 Jan 2015
 
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your so ugly that when biologist saw you they thought they found a new spieces of donkey
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
 
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lol this helped me a lot at school thx ur a boss
By: clasified on 16 Feb 2015
 
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
By: Nicki on 21 Nov 2014
 
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