GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now. "

New Year's Pick Up Lines

Comebacks:

Mine's to never see you again
By: ally on 31 Dec 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

my pants got ripped off the firm can i get in yours
By: bob on 27 Nov 2011
if a fat guy puts you in a bag dont worry i asked for you for Christmas! :)
By: <3 on 07 Dec 2012

Comments:

Confident are we? You better be, or her resolution will be not to go anywhere near you again. You better be looking at her when you say it.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007
Is that a sex joke cuz if it is it's working(take home and down you go).
By: July on 28 Jan 2016

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So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.