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" You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar. "


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At least when I do I don't have to drug them.
By: Phil on 19 Jan 2015
 
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Atleast I can afford a calendar.
By: Brooke on 13 Dec 2014
 
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The only date you have is the one your face looks like (the wrinkly fruit)
By: kittynotacat on 16 Feb 2015
 
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at least i can lose fat, but you can't lose stupid
By: Smooth Custard on 13 Oct 2015
 
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the only dates you get are from your egyptian hooker who brings them as snacks on "Fun night"
By: sOME fAG on 31 Aug 2015
 
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Can we arrange a date where I get to humiliate you in public
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
 
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You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.




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