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" I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. "

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Now's my turn to tell your future (draws a tombstone on his hand). There! And I see my prediction is near.
By: Cindy on 07 Oct 2009
It'll be gone when I jack my boyfriend off
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Cool. Now let me do yours. (Take hand and write something insulting)
By: Rosita on 10 Dec 2008
thanks for a waste of my time, now i need to go find the bathroom and scrub my hands till it comes off!
By: Faith on 16 Nov 2008
Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order.
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008
you wrote down my next cell phone number?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
yes now i know i'm never gonna be calling this number
By: SexInTheKitchen on 15 Sep 2007

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i can tell your future (write number on hand) i see your goiong to make an important phone call in the future
By: savannah on 22 Mar 2009

Comments:

Hahaha good point Jon!!! thanks
By: David on 01 Oct 2009
THANKS IDIOT! now i have to get my hand amputated
By: HA on 28 Jan 2009
I was looking for a good pizza place
By: dntfuknwryboutit on 07 Nov 2008
As a girl, i think this is really sweet! a guy did this to me once except he and i were playing tick tack toe on my hand b4 he gave me his number!
By: Erin on 28 Feb 2008
This is kind of lame, and I'd think the girl would be a little pissed off that you wrote on her hand. So unless you've met the girl before, don't bother trying this.
By: Jon on 06 Apr 2007

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