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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
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1 - Lame!
maybe u should lose some weight cuz im pretty sure thts the number on ur scale (if fat)
on 02 Dec 2011
If you keep talking that will be your hospital bill
on 11 Jan 2011
Ooh! (reads numbers) I'll make sure to visit that address!
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 26 Jul 2010
Now's my turn to tell your future (draws a tombstone on his hand). There! And I see my prediction is near.
on 07 Oct 2009
It'll be gone when I jack my boyfriend off
on 31 Mar 2009
Cool. Now let me do yours. (Take hand and write something insulting)
on 10 Dec 2008
thanks for a waste of my time, now i need to go find the bathroom and scrub my hands till it comes off!
on 16 Nov 2008
Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order.
on 04 Jun 2008
you wrote down my next cell phone number?
on 06 Dec 2007
yes now i know i'm never gonna be calling this number
on 15 Sep 2007
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i can tell your future (write number on hand) i see your goiong to make an important phone call in the future
on 22 Mar 2009
yo people sup my hand is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 02 Nov 2011
i think this is really sweet if a gy did this to me would be very happy
on 13 Oct 2011
Hahaha good point Jon!!! thanks
on 01 Oct 2009
THANKS IDIOT! now i have to get my hand amputated
on 28 Jan 2009
I was looking for a good pizza place
on 07 Nov 2008
As a girl, i think this is really sweet! a guy did this to me once except he and i were playing tick tack toe on my hand b4 he gave me his number!
on 28 Feb 2008
This is kind of lame, and I'd think the girl would be a little pissed off that you wrote on her hand. So unless you've met the girl before, don't bother trying this.
on 06 Apr 2007
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