Pick-Up Lines

maybe u should lose some weight cuz im pretty sure thts the number on ur scale (if fat)
By: uhhhh on 02 Dec 2011

If you keep talking that will be your hospital bill
By: Evildictator275 on 11 Jan 2011

Ooh! (reads numbers) I'll make sure to visit that address!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Now's my turn to tell your future (draws a tombstone on his hand). There! And I see my prediction is near.
By: Cindy on 07 Oct 2009

It'll be gone when I jack my boyfriend off
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

Cool. Now let me do yours. (Take hand and write something insulting)
By: Rosita on 10 Dec 2008

thanks for a waste of my time, now i need to go find the bathroom and scrub my hands till it comes off!
By: Faith on 16 Nov 2008

Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order.
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008

you wrote down my next cell phone number?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007

yes now i know i'm never gonna be calling this number
By: SexInTheKitchen on 15 Sep 2007

i can tell your future (write number on hand) i see your goiong to make an important phone call in the future
By: savannah on 22 Mar 2009

yo people sup my hand is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Gilda on 02 Nov 2011

i think this is really sweet if a gy did this to me would be very happy
By: sam on 13 Oct 2011

Hahaha good point Jon!!! thanks
By: David on 01 Oct 2009

THANKS IDIOT! now i have to get my hand amputated
By: HA on 28 Jan 2009

I was looking for a good pizza place
By: dntfuknwryboutit on 07 Nov 2008

As a girl, i think this is really sweet! a guy did this to me once except he and i were playing tick tack toe on my hand b4 he gave me his number!
By: Erin on 28 Feb 2008

This is kind of lame, and I'd think the girl would be a little pissed off that you wrote on her hand. So unless you've met the girl before, don't bother trying this.
By: Jon on 06 Apr 2007