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" If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. "


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Your personality is what makes them sick in the first place
By: ... :/ on 21 Jul 2015
 
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Good thing I exist, because all of the people diseased by your bitchiness come running to me, and believe me, I'm making a fortune charging a nickel per person.
By: kittynotacat on 16 Feb 2015
 
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Okay well I'm surprised you could know about the world. You came from a different dimension where ugliness is worldwide.
By: doodoo on 19 May 2015
 
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Okay, well while my face is curing, your face is killing innocent people every time you leave the house.
By: yoMAMA on 19 May 2015
 
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anterior horn disease is a problem, your looks must be the cause.
By: Bitch pleasE!!! on 21 Jan 2015
 
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Okay well my dad's a cop
By: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT on 19 May 2015
 
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Does it cure dumb people from stupidity like yourself?
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
 
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Well why don't you make a news report about it than, oh wait... no one will listen to you cause your face looks worse
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Everyone makes mistakes but your parents marriage was a huge mistake
By: mac on 09 Sep 2016
 
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your the one who had it and was contagious. like fr have you ever owned a mirror in your life?
By: Argus2Spooky on 21 May 2016
 
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*Laughes* It's working!
By: Amen on 27 Aug 2015
 
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If ignorance is bliss then you're the happiest person on earth
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
 
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Sorry *Maz At Gaming
By: SwagMemes on 10 Feb 2016
 
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Oooooooooh yah didnt see thaaaaaaaat coming
By: Barbie on 02 Feb 2015
 
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And if people continue to hang themselves you must be doing a great job!
By: Pooplol on 24 Aug 2016
 
 
Your so ugly, when you said to the mirror how was the most ugly, it said iam lookin at it
By: DankROASTS on 07 Feb 2017
 
 
BEST INSULT EVER!!!!
By: Candi on 16 Jan 2015
 
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just like your mom!
By: tutti on 22 Jan 2015
 
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At least I know how to help
By: Just like your mama last night on 21 Aug 2015
 
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really good another good one: PERSON: "you suck" ME: "i was about to say a word that rhymes with that"
By: insultini on 25 Jun 2015
 
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Subscribe to Maz Gaming please! I need more subs! PLEASE I REALLY NEED IT I NEED THE MONEY OH GOD HELP ME
By: SwagMemes on 10 Feb 2016
 
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