Pick-Up Lines

If I received money for the dumbest pick up line, I would be a billionaire after this one.
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013

Well then give me it so I can buy gum of you think I am so pretty
By: i put the sas in sassy on 17 Feb 2013

So why don't you go find that girl who gave you those five cents, and date her!
By: IdiotSeeker on 22 Aug 2011

If I had a penny for every woman you tried that on, I'd have $1.00
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Aw, cute. How much did you pay to get that pickup line?
By: SM on 01 Jun 2010

If I had a nickle for every word spelled wrong I'd be crushed under the weight.
By: HH on 14 Mar 2010

if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare
By: person63 on 30 Oct 2009

Oh yeah? Then give me all your money if you wanna get out of here in one piece.
By: Swimmer on 07 Oct 2009

Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line.
By: wtfwasthat on 10 Aug 2009

wow, five cents?? ahha i think that's just enough to pay your mom back for that shirt you're wearing.
By: hannah on 30 Jul 2009

Would that cover the rent for your home/trash can?
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

How about u use that nickel to GET A GRIP!!!!!
By: G-UNIT on 07 Jan 2009

Actually ull hav3 a dim3 cusz ut da most b3atiful thing in disz world
By: 3staA.k.aCooki3 on 28 Dec 2008

Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue.
By: Sami on 23 Oct 2008

That is great but if i had a dallor everytime a guy come up with something like that I would would be the rich little girl
By: Randa on 31 May 2008

If I had a nickel for every guy like you trying to pick me up....hmmm....i'd have a million dollars!
By: lil beez on 30 May 2008

And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor.
By: Kt on 20 Mar 2008

if i had a penny for everytime i saw someone as ugly as you,,,id give everyone their pennies back and tell them to donate more money for plastic surgery.
By: whitney on 27 Feb 2008

If i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as handsome as you i would have a penny
By: Tae-Yang on 31 Dec 2007

And If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as ugly as you, I'D have five cents.
By: Stat Freak on 18 Oct 2007

If I had nickle for everyone I saw more beautiful than you then I would be broke.
By: daniel on 15 May 2013

you must be exhausted, because you've been running in my mind all day
By: lol on 15 Jul 2010

Isn't this saying there is someone else as beautful, wouldn't it better said I would be broke? To have any money would suggest there is at least one person as beautiful as the one your trying to pick up.
By: daniel on 13 May 2013

Hmm, I wish there was one I didn't hear beforeee... :)
By: A Personnn;) on 05 Apr 2013

Okay can anyone post a comment telling me an answer to this?.... "If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents" Is this saying she is ugly? Or beautiful?
By: Estela 954 on 07 Feb 2012

I used this on a girl and it totally worked! thank u whoever posted this line
By: swaggless on 27 Sep 2011

if i had 5 cents for every guy as hot as u id have bout 20 bucks!
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

i like that pick up line
By: pat on 03 Apr 2011

I got a good pick up line- are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
By: Idk on 19 Mar 2011

Aww . . .
By: suytegrgttrss on 16 Mar 2010

Aw! How cute! I think I would wish for more money though....
By: Nana Tadokoro on 24 Nov 2009

would you like a pretzel with that cheese?!
By: blackmagikk on 15 Jul 2009

works like a charm : ]
By: j-dawg on 10 May 2009

haha good one ima use it! yea boy!
By: UR FACE on 21 Feb 2009

too original!!!!
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008

sucks if your english
By: psycho188 on 26 Nov 2007