Pick-Up Lines

So why don't you go find that girl who gave you those five cents, and date her!
By: IdiotSeeker on 22 Aug 2011

If I had a penny for every woman you tried that on, I'd have $1.00
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Aw, cute. How much did you pay to get that pickup line?
By: SM on 01 Jun 2010

If I had a nickle for every word spelled wrong I'd be crushed under the weight.
By: HH on 14 Mar 2010

if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare
By: person63 on 30 Oct 2009

Oh yeah? Then give me all your money if you wanna get out of here in one piece.
By: Swimmer on 07 Oct 2009

Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line.
By: wtfwasthat on 10 Aug 2009

wow, five cents?? ahha i think that's just enough to pay your mom back for that shirt you're wearing.
By: hannah on 30 Jul 2009

Would that cover the rent for your home/trash can?
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

How about u use that nickel to GET A GRIP!!!!!
By: G-UNIT on 07 Jan 2009

Actually ull hav3 a dim3 cusz ut da most b3atiful thing in disz world
By: 3staA.k.aCooki3 on 28 Dec 2008

Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue.
By: Sami on 23 Oct 2008

That is great but if i had a dallor everytime a guy come up with something like that I would would be the rich little girl
By: Randa on 31 May 2008

If I had a nickel for every guy like you trying to pick me up....hmmm....i'd have a million dollars!
By: lil beez on 30 May 2008

And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor.
By: Kt on 20 Mar 2008

if i had a penny for everytime i saw someone as ugly as you,,,id give everyone their pennies back and tell them to donate more money for plastic surgery.
By: whitney on 27 Feb 2008

If i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as handsome as you i would have a penny
By: Tae-Yang on 31 Dec 2007

And If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as ugly as you, I'D have five cents.
By: Stat Freak on 18 Oct 2007

After saying that drop your pants and start yodeling... or sing "Cow pie cow pie tastes great, wish I had some can't wait!!"....... You'll get laid for sure!!!! It works for me!! Believe me I've found more squirters yodeling or singing that song!!! Another thing that works is.. put your hands to your face and make super loud fart sounds. Chicks dig it!!!
By: Stinky Carmichael on 24 Aug 2011

you must be exhausted, because you've been running in my mind all day
By: lol on 15 Jul 2010

I used this on a girl and it totally worked! thank u whoever posted this line
By: swaggless on 27 Sep 2011

if i had 5 cents for every guy as hot as u id have bout 20 bucks!
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

i like that pick up line
By: pat on 03 Apr 2011

I got a good pick up line- are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
By: Idk on 19 Mar 2011

Aww . . .
By: suytegrgttrss on 16 Mar 2010

Aw! How cute! I think I would wish for more money though....
By: Nana Tadokoro on 24 Nov 2009

would you like a pretzel with that cheese?!
By: blackmagikk on 15 Jul 2009

works like a charm : ]
By: j-dawg on 10 May 2009

haha good one ima use it! yea boy!
By: UR FACE on 21 Feb 2009

too original!!!!
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008

sucks if your english
By: psycho188 on 26 Nov 2007