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" I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. "


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Good. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll never have to look at your sorry ass ever again.
By: rorschachinstein on 22 Jan 2016
 
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on 18 Feb 2016
 
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You'll be the one on life support after I'm done with you!
By: Roaster on 14 Mar 2016
 
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If you have to use a life support machine to charge it than you must have a really shitty phone
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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What are you talking abou? You won't even be able to afford a phone
By: SWK on 12 Jan 2016
 
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At least I have some life support. If I wanted to unplug your life support to charge my phone, my phone would be on 0%.
By: Felix Schura on 28 Apr 2017
 
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I'd do the same thing if you had a life
By: Andy on 06 Apr 2017
 
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im not saying i hate u but if u got run over by a bus, id be driving that bus. ;)
By: Mr Bureed A'live on 27 Jul 2017
 
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if your gonna be 2 faced at least make one of them pretty
By: athena on 11 Aug 2017
 
 
yeah, your 2008 flip phone that your mom bought you for your sweet sixteen
By: Samuel on 29 Jul 2016
 
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you wish kiddo.
By: Gordon on 12 Jul 2017
 
 
If you are able to charge your phone with a life support plug, ill write you a $1 check out of my deed. I doubt you can and if you do succeed, thats how much youre sorry ass worth anyway.
By: Chase on 25 Nov 2016
 
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Your phone doesn't even charge because of your face
By: Yo on 14 Apr 2017
 
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It's Ironic How An Idiot Like You Could Use The WASD Keys.
By: Milk And Cereal on 25 Feb 2016
 
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*Dies*
By: JAYKE on 09 Oct 2015
 
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Who's stupid enough to bring a dead phone to a hospital
By: Hi senan on 05 Aug 2015
 
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d e l e t e y o u r l i f e.
By: AWCMONPEOPLE on 16 Jan 2016
 
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some people are like slinkies. they're really good for nothing, but they can still put a smile on your face, especially when you push them down the stairs.
By: D-Savage on 09 Dec 2016
 
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Guess what your so ugly that swet runs down on the back of your head to avoid your face
By: d on 11 Jul 2016
 
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Too bad you can't afford one!
By: NotWitty on 18 Feb 2016
 
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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty but what the hell happend 2 u!
By: Naurto9fox on 01 May 2017
 
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lol
By: ha on 29 Mar 2017
 
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I'd rather die than see your ugly face ever again.
By: AlliSee on 15 Jul 2017
 
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Omg this is so fricken mean!
By: GothPrincess12 on 15 May 2017
 
 
lol. That's are good one.
By: mele on 13 Aug 2017
 
 
I'm reading through these comments and thinking how stupid you all are. In either grammatical errors or unnecessary use of 'Even' which ruins the insult.
By: Bass on 15 Aug 2017
 
 
I would unplug your spinal cord to charge my flip phone
By: michael on 16 Jan 2017
 
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Too bad, thry are not the same plug. Habe some comon sense.
By: Slick on 25 Nov 2016
 
 
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boy,youahaandcheesesaich
By: jaes on 27 Nov 2016
 
 
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Good one I should use on my asshole bitchy "friend"
By: Luana on 26 Mar 2017
 
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Frankenstein called, he wants his abortion back.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
 
 
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100 years later your phone hasn't even charged yet.
By: Lizy 342 on 18 Mar 2017
 
 
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later on your phone still hasn't been even charged, oh, well good luck trying to charge it for 100 years!
By: on 18 Mar 2017
 
 
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I am more intelligent to know what a life support machine is made of I have a flipping PhD
By: Corrinevictors on 21 May 2016
 
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Alex Farfan Scots College is sexually abusing me
By: Juan on 03 Nov 2015
 
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That isn't funny, u probably took ages to think of the word phone since u don't have one ( I don't class Nokia bricks as phones, shit head)
By: Lizzy on 04 Mar 2016
 
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