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" You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. "


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Because awesomeness needs to be contained
By: ProRoasts on 05 Nov 2017
 
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cause i'm worth saving, unlike your shitty excuse for a life
By: Smartass on 03 Nov 2017
 
 
You are so dumb you can't even say you're name or spell it
By: Jr7 on 15 Feb 2017
 
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Yeah and you need a lifeguard to manage your mental health
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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And you're the reason why you need a lifeguard when you eat soup
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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The reason all you see is a light when you are dying instead of signs i because dumb asses like you don't know how to read.
By: IDK on 01 Dec 2016
 
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Your Family Tree is a cactus because theyre all pricks
By: FUDGE on 06 Oct 2016
 
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Because i had to keep you from drowing the people in it wih your ugly face was giving them heart failures?
By: Nerd on 16 Nov 2017
 
 
DAMN BURN
By: Anon on 09 Feb 2016
 
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What's your excuse? A pool sign that said "swim at your own risk"?
By: Fiery on 12 Oct 2016
 
 
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