People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead?

By: kitty on 28 Jun 2009

28

2 26

Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested.

By: Shawna. on 19 Jul 2012

29

4 25

Oh that's cute, but I'd rather call you John.............

By: Nikki NIk on 13 Dec 2011

14

7 7

Hi Tonight mind if i call you Later

By: yea on 15 Sep 2008

9

4 5

Hey tonight it's nice to meet you, my name is not interested.

By: Kate on 28 Mar 2013

7

4 3

nope i think john is perfect

By: S"BOSH on 06 Feb 2010

5

2 3

Nah, I'll just call you John

By: I Like Trains on 20 May 2015

3

Ain't nobody got time for that.

By: It's Skye Dawgg Merfurker on 01 Dec 2012

6

hi tonight.

By: Jiggle oh! on 18 Apr 2008

3

4 -1

nah its ok, i think id rather call u john

By: the sexy al on 11 Apr 2009

3

4 -1

Knock knock! Who's there? It's John... John who? It's JOHN CENAAAA!!!

By: My name is JOHN CENAA on 08 Dec 2015

5

7 -2

What's up Tonight?

By: sourabh on 04 Apr 2010

5

7 -2

hi tonight, soo not interested

By: cassi on 11 Jun 2008

2

5 -3

HI

By: dvx on 28 Jan 2008

2

5 -3

Okay! Hey, Tonight, you wanna stop using those cheesy lines on me?

By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

3

6 -3

I'm sorry. I don't know the homeless shelters number!

By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

3

7 -4

Hey Tonight, your in my way, could you move please?

By: Rissa on 17 Aug 2008

2

6 -4

Yo John, it's your mum here, and i'm callin' you tonight gee (BETCH-SON MWAHAHHA)

By: A$hLeigh Rose Park on 20 Aug 2014

1

6 -5

oh really can i call u never ever

By: Shawty on 21 Aug 2012

2

7 -5

Pigeon bitch

By: You know on 23 Oct 2013

3

8 -5

Do the police call you John DOE? Cuz they will if you don't back off.

By: Amaru on 25 Nov 2015

5 -5

People call me John but you can call me Everyday giiiirl *Wobbly bass imitation*

By: Lame Ass on 04 Nov 2011

1

3 -2

well, HI JOHN!

By: poopy pants on 15 Apr 2008

5

1 4

Hey tonight it's nice to meet you, my name is not interested.

By: asd on 11 Jul 2011

3

2 1

are u elsas opposite cause ill never let you gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

By: oslyn aros on 02 Jun 2016

1

Heya tonight! I'm [insert name here]! *starts to explain life story to them*

By: Whelp on 27 Sep 2017

so funny :)

By: smiles96 on 11 Jul 2012

1

2 -1

again turtles plus a man driving mongal hord

By: tired of my spandex on 02 Dec 2011

1

3 -2

i love your face

By: jerry mcFlabberlabber on 22 May 2012

2 -2

LLLOOVE this one. its cute.

By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

2 -2

you can call me too, at 1-800-buh-byez

By: yeahhh no. on 28 May 2012

1

3 -2

Thats a good line that any man can use

By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009

3 -3

again turtles plus a man driving mongal hord are not interested!!!!!!

By: tired of my spandex aka those itchy things under my pants on 02 Dec 2011

1

4 -3

FREAKING EPIC

By: andrew on 13 May 2012

3 -3

" People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! "

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