Pick-Up Lines

ok maganda
By: marcela paez on 13 Jul 2012

hey can you look at m,y asshole for a minute? oph thjeres somethng in it oh yeah put it in thei to clean it tou j oahahahahahah
By: kawaiiuguu~~ on 26 Mar 2012

becuase your ugly
By: bryan on 06 Mar 2012

Wanna tlk dirty :)
By: Babe:) on 27 Oct 2011

Sure come to this address 122 Jack me off ave.
By: Big-Dick-Pussy on 27 Oct 2011

Can i join.....? plz....
By: BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL :) on 27 Oct 2011

fag alert
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

I will take on both of y'all juicy lips :) and big-dickpenis it will tast good lol:0
By: Big-Dick-Pussy on 27 Oct 2011

you know you want these nig ol' pussy lips ;D ohh yeahhhh :) come eat me out big-dickpenis AKA Devin N....!!!!
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

i heard Devin A. Needs has a big ass dick
By: juicey lips v.2 on 27 Oct 2011

i love you juicy lips aka michael w.
By: big-dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

ok big dick penis :D
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

864-590-5007 txt me for a GOOOOOD time, but yeah keep walkin bitch! overena on the rox, thats good shit
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

Ew.
By: jess on 02 Jun 2009

I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

well if you talk like that, thats not the only thing you will be holding in your pants
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009

My Love for you is burning with desire i just can't hold it in... come here so i can show you!
By: MrsMandy on 07 Feb 2011

Aliceinn, that was one of the funniest comments I've seen in a while!
By: Bro on 15 Jul 2012

mines bleeding i think im having my period ,waite im a man
By: daquan on 13 Jul 2012

My girlfriend said this to me xD
By: slinkycaterpillar on 05 Jun 2012

I don't think I could handle dating a chick that couldn't laugh about some diarrhea line
By: Freddy on 24 May 2012

Okay, can I just say something. I am completely disgusted by the people that are commenting on this stuff. Really people! GROW UP! You should NOT talk about your parts and how you want people to come get them. And the fowl language, ohmygoodness. You guys are all going to go to hell. I really would be worried about where your eternity is. Heaven or Hell, what's your choice? John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son (Jesus) that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish (in Hell) but have everlasting life. (I n Heaven) God loves you!
By: aliceinn on 22 May 2012

Really, that's just disgusting I would dump my drink on a guy who compared his feelings for me to uncontrollable bowel movements.
By: girlygirl on 08 Mar 2012

... that is ... GORSS!!!!!!!!
By: zippy on 18 Dec 2011

lick me
By: big baby on 12 Dec 2011

lick me
By: Big baby on 12 Dec 2011

Hey babe :))
By: Tig ol' Bitties on 31 Oct 2011

ok big dick penis :D
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

864-590-5007 txt me for a GOOOOOD time, but yeah keep walkin bitch! overena on the rox, thats good shit
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

have you ever got arrested? no why? it must be acrime to be this beautifull.
By: solly on 30 Aug 2011

trust me the only ''thing'' that pickup line would work on is a doung beatle! shed be all ''let it loose honey!'' lol... but siriously
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

love
By: raja on 23 Aug 2011

mine is explosive
By: anonymous on 18 Jul 2011

I've got diarrhea and it keeps talking to me.....
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

Kelsey I so agree with you!!
By: Just That Person on 29 May 2011

Jess, you took the words right out of my mouth.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

Good point down below. Are we trying to pick up the girl of make her laugh? Or both.
By: Røb on 08 Jan 2010

I can see a female laughing hard at you for this one .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009