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" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! "

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Ew.
By: jess on 02 Jun 2009
I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
well if you talk like that, thats not the only thing you will be holding in your pants
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009

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Good point down below. Are we trying to pick up the girl of make her laugh? Or both.
By: Røb on 08 Jan 2010
I can see a female laughing hard at you for this one .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009

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