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" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! "


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I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent!
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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Its gonna splatter all over you!
By: random_person on 10 Jul 2013
 
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well if you talk like that, thats not the only thing you will be holding in your pants
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009
 
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That was shitty
By: allah on 07 Jan 2016
 
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Hold it in Until I Comes out
By: DEMON666666 on 06 Jul 2016
 
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Yeah cause you're arse must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth
By: Intellectual handiwork on 27 Mar 2016
 
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Can i join.....? plz....
By: BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL :) on 27 Oct 2011
 
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Ew.
By: jess on 02 Jun 2009
 
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You Better Hold it in, bc i don't love you.
By: i.c.u.p on 28 Apr 2015
 
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(sigh) funny but still it's worth a laugh, enough with the aasshole comments everyone!
By: piece maker on 25 Jul 2013
 
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Wanna tlk dirty :)
By: Babe:) on 27 Oct 2011
 
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ok maganda
By: marcela paez on 13 Jul 2012
 
 
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becuase your ugly
By: bryan on 06 Mar 2012
 
 
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i love you juicy lips aka michael w.
By: big-dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011
 
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hey can you look at m,y asshole for a minute? oph thjeres somethng in it oh yeah put it in thei to clean it tou j oahahahahahah
By: kawaiiuguu~~ on 26 Mar 2012
 
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My Love for you is burning with desire i just can't hold it in... come here so i can show you!
By: MrsMandy on 07 Feb 2011
 
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[guy]how do you spell me[girl]me[guy]no it med[girl] there no d in me[guy] not right now
By: pick up line on 23 Mar 2016
 
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oh that cant work even to get a bushh girl/;but u can say .{my love for u is like a virol deseas i just cant get a cure rather than having u
By: uncle q on 12 May 2014
 
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Comments:

Good point down below. Are we trying to pick up the girl of make her laugh? Or both.
By: RÝb on 08 Jan 2010
 
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This makes me want to kill myself
By: 5m311 on 01 Mar 2016
 
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I can see a female laughing hard at you for this one .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009
 
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mine is explosive
By: anonymous on 18 Jul 2011
 
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Dislike all Trololololololol
By: Ben Dover on 01 Mar 2016
 
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trust me the only ''thing'' that pickup line would work on is a doung beatle! shed be all ''let it loose honey!'' lol... but siriously
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011
 
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I don't think I could handle dating a chick that couldn't laugh about some diarrhea line
By: Freddy on 24 May 2012
 
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I love math so let's go to my room subtract are clothes and divide your legs
By: just some girl👀 on 31 Mar 2016
 
 
That's not even cool! It's DISGUSTING! It would be a way to turn away someone.
By: Kat on 29 Jun 2014
 
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Hey babe :))
By: Tig ol' Bitties on 31 Oct 2011
 
 
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aliceinn,there is no place for religious rants in a place devoted strictly to comedy. If you wanna go to heaven,try this: www.meatspin.com
By: no. on 17 Jul 2015
 
 
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Jess, you took the words right out of my mouth.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
 
 
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mines bleeding i think im having my period ,waite im a man
By: daquan on 13 Jul 2012
 
 
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Aliceinn, that was one of the funniest comments I've seen in a while!
By: Bro on 15 Jul 2012
 
 
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lick me
By: Big baby on 12 Dec 2011
 
 
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lick me
By: big baby on 12 Dec 2011
 
 
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... that is ... GORSS!!!!!!!!
By: zippy on 18 Dec 2011
 
 
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have you ever got arrested? no why? it must be acrime to be this beautifull.
By: solly on 30 Aug 2011
 
 
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Kelsey I so agree with you!!
By: Just That Person on 29 May 2011
 
 
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robinsonbuckler@yahoo. com is the one of the cheapest and best service to use, if you have relationship issues call Mr Robinson by this number +1 971 512 6745
By: Anonymous on 23 Apr 2015
 
 
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i said this to a girl, she hit me :(
By: declan younger on 20 Jan 2016
 
 
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My girlfriend said this to me xD
By: slinkycaterpillar on 05 Jun 2012
 
 
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@aliceinn why do u have to be a hater? We r just having fun. Plus nobody was walking about body parts until u brought it up. I'm sure that we won't go to hell because we r commenting on a dirty pickup line. And don't forget about atheists! So stop being a hater and let us have our fun mkay?
By: ??? on 14 Feb 2016
 
 
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.
By: TonyMac on 10 Mar 2014
 
 
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I've got diarrhea and it keeps talking to me.....
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
 
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Really, that's just disgusting I would dump my drink on a guy who compared his feelings for me to uncontrollable bowel movements.
By: girlygirl on 08 Mar 2012
 
 
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love
By: raja on 23 Aug 2011
 
 
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