Pick-Up Lines

I LOVE JEWS TOO!!!! THERE GOOD!!!
By: subway eat fresh!!!! on 28 Oct 2011

I love JEWS!
By: HITLER on 28 Oct 2011

Wanna tlk dirty :)
By: Babe:) on 27 Oct 2011

Sure come to this address 122 Jack me off ave.
By: Big-Dick-Pussy on 27 Oct 2011

Can i join.....? plz....
By: BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL :) on 27 Oct 2011

fag alert
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

I will take on both of y'all juicy lips :) and big-dickpenis it will tast good lol:0
By: Big-Dick-Pussy on 27 Oct 2011

you know you want these nig ol' pussy lips ;D ohh yeahhhh :) come eat me out big-dickpenis AKA Devin N....!!!!
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

i heard Devin A. Needs has a big ass dick
By: juicey lips v.2 on 27 Oct 2011

i love you juicy lips aka michael w.
By: big-dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

ok big dick penis :D
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

864-590-5007 txt me for a GOOOOOD time, but yeah keep walkin bitch! overena on the rox, thats good shit
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

Ew.
By: jess on 02 Jun 2009

I love for you is like Santa Claus, Non-existent!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

well if you talk like that, thats not the only thing you will be holding in your pants
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009

My Love for you is burning with desire i just can't hold it in... come here so i can show you!
By: MrsMandy on 07 Feb 2011

... that is ... GORSS!!!!!!!!
By: zippy on 18 Dec 2011

lick me
By: big baby on 12 Dec 2011

lick me
By: Big baby on 12 Dec 2011

Hey babe :))
By: Tig ol' Bitties on 31 Oct 2011

ok big dick penis :D
By: juicy lips :) on 27 Oct 2011

864-590-5007 txt me for a GOOOOOD time, but yeah keep walkin bitch! overena on the rox, thats good shit
By: big_dickpenis on 27 Oct 2011

have you ever got arrested? no why? it must be acrime to be this beautifull.
By: solly on 30 Aug 2011

trust me the only ''thing'' that pickup line would work on is a doung beatle! shed be all ''let it loose honey!'' lol... but siriously
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

love
By: raja on 23 Aug 2011

mine is explosive
By: anonymous on 18 Jul 2011

I've got diarrhea and it keeps talking to me.....
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

Kelsey I so agree with you!!
By: Just That Person on 29 May 2011

Jess, you took the words right out of my mouth.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

Good point down below. Are we trying to pick up the girl of make her laugh? Or both.
By: Røb on 08 Jan 2010

I can see a female laughing hard at you for this one .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009