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" Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head "
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You wanna lose 20 pounds of stupidity? Cut off your head
By: Jamie
on 14 Sep 2013
9
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Stop giving me advice that you need more than I do
By: Tusk
on 05 Jan 2019
2
2
Brush ur teeth cos ur talking shitt 💩🙊
By: Yo mama
on 04 Mar 2016
7
5
2
Wanna stop using toilet paper, stop talking.
By: Phil
on 19 Jan 2015
3
4
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Do you wanna lose your life? Go drown
By: Am not fat
on 17 Aug 2018
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2
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why r u so ugly? comeback; because we are brothers.
By: ochenjele awayne
on 02 Apr 2013
4
7
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Question:why r you so ugly . Awesome comeback: Why do you ask questions in the third person? Idiot
By: Stephanie
on 21 Mar 2013
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I can't u ate the freakin knife! -_- I hope u lose weight on the inside but there was butter on the knife
By: Yo mama
on 04 Mar 2016
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You wanna lose your arrogance shut your mouth for once
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
5
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face down....... awesome comeback: ass up
By: wayne ochenjele
on 02 Apr 2013
6
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yo your jokes are trash
By: random dood
on 27 Apr 2017
2
1
1
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Nice shoes your gonna have to take my word for it though...
By: Rhys Jones
on 04 Aug 2023
bruh -_- best roast ever
By: bruh -_-
on 27 Apr 2017
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(name) hide! The bin mans coming
By: trololol
on 19 Jan 2014
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2
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kasablanka
By: Whizzy
on 16 Dec 2013
2
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Your so low, you have to climb a ladder to reach the bottom
By: comeback master
on 05 Dec 2013
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3
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your so fat that you think 1+1 equals 2.
By: cool insults
on 07 Feb 2017
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How cute !!
By: Dee
on 22 May 2013
2
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Your so ugly when You bought a car it transformed And exploded
By: Mizzy
on 30 Jul 2015
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i would rather chew my arm off and beat myself with it than talk to you any longer.
By: insult:
on 09 Sep 2013
4
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thats not nice man fuxken assholes tsssss -.-t
By: rebecca
on 04 Oct 2012
1
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