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" Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head "


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You wanna lose 20 pounds of stupidity? Cut off your head
By: Jamie on 14 Sep 2013
 
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Brush ur teeth cos ur talking shitt 💩🙊
By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016
 
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Question:why r you so ugly . Awesome comeback: Why do you ask questions in the third person? Idiot
By: Stephanie on 21 Mar 2013
 
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why r u so ugly? comeback; because we are brothers.
By: ochenjele awayne on 02 Apr 2013
 
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Wanna stop using toilet paper, stop talking.
By: Phil on 19 Jan 2015
 
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You wanna lose your arrogance shut your mouth for once
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
 
 
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I can't u ate the freakin knife! -_- I hope u lose weight on the inside but there was butter on the knife
By: Yo mama on 04 Mar 2016
 
 
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face down....... awesome comeback: ass up
By: wayne ochenjele on 02 Apr 2013
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

yo your jokes are trash
By: random dood on 27 Apr 2017
 
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Comments:

bruh -_- best roast ever
By: bruh -_- on 27 Apr 2017
 
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(name) hide! The bin mans coming
By: trololol on 19 Jan 2014
 
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Your so low, you have to climb a ladder to reach the bottom
By: comeback master on 05 Dec 2013
 
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How cute !!
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
 
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kasablanka
By: Whizzy on 16 Dec 2013
 
 
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your so fat that you think 1+1 equals 2.
By: cool insults on 07 Feb 2017
 
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Your so ugly when You bought a car it transformed And exploded
By: Mizzy on 30 Jul 2015
 
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i would rather chew my arm off and beat myself with it than talk to you any longer.
By: insult: on 09 Sep 2013
 
 
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thats not nice man fuxken assholes tsssss -.-t
By: rebecca on 04 Oct 2012
 
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head




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