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" My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. "

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heard that before come on think of something new
By: mel on 23 Dec 2011

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this is a weird joke
By: bethany on 21 May 2013
This joke is rubbish
By: Sandals on 10 May 2013
OMG how DRY!! -.- get a life you losers
By: breezzyy on 17 Apr 2013
Hilarious!
By: on 26 Mar 2013
that is the coolest joke i ever saw
By: Rohass on 14 Feb 2013

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