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" My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. "
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Does your mom work at IHops? Cause i've heard you Hops.
By: This guy
on 09 Oct 2015
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heard that before come on think of something new
By: mel
on 23 Dec 2011
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EAR AND SHE WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO 50 CENT
By: emirthegreat
on 26 Jun 2014
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yo mom is so fat that wen she pass buy i misst 3 ep
By: mom joke
on 20 Mar 2014
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And then I saw the adoption papers
By: kevin
on 01 Aug 2014
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fat joke
By: hello double door
on 25 Mar 2015
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this is a weird joke
By: bethany
on 21 May 2013
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hahahahhahahahaha.....
By: Toefiliga
on 17 Jan 2014
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its real' coz she knew hw it happen to be
By: Becky
on 24 Jan 2014
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GOOD ONE!! I'M DYING! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
By: SOCK & SANDALS 1990
on 19 Jul 2015
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lol
By: jj
on 21 Jul 2015
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best joke ever *explosion in background*
By: sicktricks65
on 18 Jun 2014
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Hilarious!
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on 27 Mar 2013
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that is the coolest joke i ever saw
By: Rohass
on 14 Feb 2013
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That is what my mom says all the time.
By: The boss
on 26 Nov 2015
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Dont undestand
By: Shit
on 05 Oct 2013
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OMG how DRY!! -.- get a life you losers
By: breezzyy
on 18 Apr 2013
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This joke is rubbish
By: Sandals
on 10 May 2013
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