Pick-Up Lines

I would put p-e-n-1-5 togethr
By: PEN15 on 14 Mar 2013

And they put jk beside it!!!!
By: Bdkls on 06 Dec 2012

Well luckily you don't have to because N and O are right next to each other
By: la on 05 Nov 2012

I would put b-y-e together
By: Awesomesauce on 14 Sep 2012

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future w/o u
By: *o* on 05 Sep 2012

its called QWERTY mate
By: HAHA on 31 Aug 2012

Some guy used this on me, and I was like: I like it the way it is, with N and O together.
By: Annie on 25 Jun 2012

Why would I need to change the alphabet when N and O are together =D
By: s&g on 10 Jun 2012

" If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put s-u-c-k m-e"
By: James on 29 Aug 2011

Funny, cause i'd put F and U together
By: Stigma on 13 Apr 2011

i wud put F-UR-M-O-T-H-E-R in the alphabet
By: mymi on 29 Nov 2010

Me how would I? Heres mine F-N-O
By: Unknown on 10 Aug 2010

yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after
By: kim on 14 Jun 2010

That's not possible, but if you actually do, don't call me.
By: bob on 10 Aug 2009

Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

id put my knee in yer balls together.. bitch your wacked. you and i{haha} will NEVER happen
By: kaitbake on 31 Dec 2008

Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together.
By: =) on 19 Nov 2008

well its a good thing you can't rearrange the alphabet, because that pick up line was cheesy as hell and i feel bad for the next poor girl you try to say that to
By: liz<3 on 16 Nov 2008

do that and ill put my fist and your face together
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008

And if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put 'G-E-T-L-O-S-T' together
By: Michaela on 13 Nov 2007

i would leave it with n and o togther
By: cassie on 01 Nov 2007

I like it just the way it is, N and O together
By: Eilsel on 30 Sep 2007

Then I'd put 'F' and 'U' together.
By: Annie on 04 Aug 2007

From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.
By: Freddy on 11 Mar 2013

if i could rearrange the alphabet, it would be u, i, jls b a to j f k l a x,
By: short temper on 20 Jun 2012

:)
By: ... on 30 Nov 2008

I looked at a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I gazed upon you x
By: emily meadley on 12 Mar 2013

ok... then what? i mean aside from screwing up alphabetizing
By: docdonn on 17 Jun 2012

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would Splooge on your babylons.
By: Zack on 29 Feb 2012

But you can't,so u and I will never be together.
By: Brit on 15 Nov 2011

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By: ssdpa on 26 Oct 2011

if i were you i will pit C and J
By: jannicah mae monroy on 10 Oct 2011

i liked it these people r lost
By: liz on 02 Aug 2011

your gay
By: josaphene on 12 Mar 2011

"And if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'O' and 'K' together" (;
By: Girl U. Dontno on 13 Sep 2010

Terran Marauder ftw
By: Pro on 09 Jul 2010

if i could rearrange the letters i would put u between f and ck
By: kkl; on 21 Feb 2010

lool:D i lovee u
By: clarice on 19 Feb 2010

lol i like that one, F and U .
By: Artis on 19 Jan 2010

I would put F U together!
By: ;D on 15 Mar 2009

really? id like to put o and k together . oh yah . i like me some.
By: HORNYPORNSTAR on 04 Mar 2009

really? cuz i was thinking i'd put f and u together
By: hayley on 13 Feb 2009

And the girl would likely want to put F and O together.
By: Joe on 26 Mar 2007