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" If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. "


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Some guy used this on me, and I was like: I like it the way it is, with N and O together.
By: Annie on 26 Jun 2012
 
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That's okay because N and O are already next to each other. Perhaps it should stop at T because I can't stand U.
By: pass on 10 Oct 2015
 
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Then I'd put 'F' and 'U' together.
By: Annie on 05 Aug 2007
 
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yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after
By: kim on 14 Jun 2010
 
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ABCDenied
By: :) on 09 Dec 2015
 
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if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future w/o u
By: *o* on 06 Sep 2012
 
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I like it just the way it is, N and O together
By: Eilsel on 01 Oct 2007
 
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Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U!
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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do that and ill put my fist and your face together
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008
 
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I'd put E and W together
By: PD on 31 Jan 2016
 
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who farted???
By: fart on 18 Jul 2015
 
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Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together.
By: =) on 19 Nov 2008
 
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And they put jk beside it!!!!
By: Bdkls on 07 Dec 2012
 
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well its a good thing you can't rearrange the alphabet, because that pick up line was cheesy as hell and i feel bad for the next poor girl you try to say that to
By: liz<3 on 16 Nov 2008
 
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That's not possible, but if you actually do, don't call me.
By: bob on 11 Aug 2009
 
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I would put b-y-e together
By: Awesomesauce on 14 Sep 2012
 
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Funny, cause i'd put F and U together
By: Stigma on 13 Apr 2011
 
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I would put u-r-a-b-i-t-c-h next to each other.
By: bOObs on 21 Aug 2013
 
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to bad i like N and O together
By: jennett on 31 Mar 2014
 
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its called QWERTY mate
By: HAHA on 31 Aug 2012
 
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Could easily just go with AHAaa...No
By: Nova on 31 Jan 2017
 
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i would leave it with n and o togther
By: cassie on 01 Nov 2007
 
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Well luckily you don't have to because N and O are right next to each other
By: la on 05 Nov 2012
 
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And if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put 'G-E-T-L-O-S-T' together
By: Michaela on 13 Nov 2007
 
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Why would I need to change the alphabet when N and O are together =D
By: s&g on 10 Jun 2012
 
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Me how would I? Heres mine F-N-O
By: Unknown on 11 Aug 2010
 
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Well good thing ur not, I'd rather know my alphabet then know you so c ya
By: Xandeath75 on 02 Feb 2019
 
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Funny! I'd put 2 U's in the alphabet, one between F and CK and the other one after Y and O.
By: Stranger on 15 Feb 2024
 
 
I Would put S-T-F-U together
By: Uh who do you care about who i am? on 13 Feb 2023
 
 
I Would put S-T-F-U together
By: Uh who do you care about who i am? on 14 Feb 2023
 
 
i pooped in my pants :)
By: poo on 18 Jul 2015
 
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id put my knee in yer balls together.. bitch your wacked. you and i{haha} will NEVER happen
By: kaitbake on 31 Dec 2008
 
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thats a shame because i wanted f and u together and n and o are already together
By: Gean on 04 Feb 2017
 
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did u fart i did not fart people!
By: fart on 18 Jul 2015
 
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" If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put s-u-c-k m-e"
By: James on 29 Aug 2011
 
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i wud put F-UR-M-O-T-H-E-R in the alphabet
By: mymi on 29 Nov 2010
 
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I would put p-e-n-1-5 togethr
By: PEN15 on 14 Mar 2013
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the D in U.
By: Ehl_Malus on 28 May 2013
 
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From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.
By: Freddy on 11 Mar 2013
 
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if i could rearrange the alphabet, it would be u, i, jls b a to j f k l a x,
By: short temper on 20 Jun 2012
 
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:)
By: ... on 01 Dec 2008
 
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Comments:

to bad i already like N and O together
By: jennett on 31 Mar 2014
 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put m and e as far away as I could from u
By: benjji barker on 14 May 2017
 
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ok... then what? i mean aside from screwing up alphabetizing
By: docdonn on 17 Jun 2012
 
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i like n and o put together it's just so cool but f and u isn't bad is it
By: sandstorm da boss on 18 Jul 2015
 
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I would say I rather have N and O next to each other 👎😂😂
By: Mamajamma on 17 Feb 2015
 
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i liked it these people r lost
By: liz on 03 Aug 2011
 
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Well I have never had a girlfriend and there is a girl I like at school. What should I do?
By: Kid 15 on 14 Oct 2015
 
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We'll when u put it like that I would put it like ur a rapist together
By: Ref on 09 Jun 2014
 
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I would put F U together!
By: ;D on 16 Mar 2009
 
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lol i like that one, F and U .
By: Artis on 19 Jan 2010
 
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bad grammar snitches
By: goodboi69 on 27 Mar 2020
 
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I agree with @goodboi69
By: Louis on 27 Mar 2020
 
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wow i'm from the future?
By: Julian on 17 Jul 2020
 
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i would make the alphebet: ABCDINYOBUT
By: MOTHER TYPERS on 01 Nov 2020
 
 
But you can't,so u and I will never be together.
By: Brit on 15 Nov 2011
 
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wtf.
By: pj comments on 18 Jan 2021
 
 
Keep the alphabet as it is. They are all together. Can we?
By: Ma. Gabrielle on 25 Jan 2021
 
 
Hey Covid-19? Who remembers Covid 2016? those were the days
By: NostalgicPuppy91 on 27 Mar 2020
 
 
Just used this as a joke..... lets see what the person says.
By: hahaha on 05 Jan 2020
 
 
If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would Splooge on your babylons.
By: Zack on 29 Feb 2012
 
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if i were to arrange the order of the alphabet i would put u r a b i t c h
By: Smartalek on 03 Apr 2016
 
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What the hell is wrong with you @Louis
By: DragonSlayer98 on 27 Mar 2020
 
 
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if i were you i will pit C and J
By: jannicah mae monroy on 10 Oct 2011
 
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really? id like to put o and k together . oh yah . i like me some.
By: HORNYPORNSTAR on 04 Mar 2009
 
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www.ssdpa.page.tl is make money site,
By: ssdpa on 26 Oct 2011
 
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id put L-O-L together in the alphabet :D
By: Cuties on 14 Mar 2014
 
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I looked at a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I gazed upon you x
By: emily meadley on 12 Mar 2013
 
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And the girl would likely want to put F and O together.
By: Joe on 26 Mar 2007
 
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for ol d girls out der,id put U-R-A-Q-T together
By: mark on 22 Feb 2015
 
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if i could rearrange the letters i would put u between f and ck
By: kkl; on 22 Feb 2010
 
 
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If i were to arrange the alphabet id put U and I close together
By: Jessica on 13 Apr 2015
 
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"And if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'O' and 'K' together" (;
By: Girl U. Dontno on 13 Sep 2010
 
 
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really? cuz i was thinking i'd put f and u together
By: hayley on 13 Feb 2009
 
 
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lool:D i lovee u
By: clarice on 19 Feb 2010
 
 
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Terran Marauder ftw
By: Pro on 09 Jul 2010
 
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