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" I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. "
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You can't eat alphabet soup because you always choke on the D
By: lol
on 13 Sep 2014
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Too bad all of your smartass comebacks go down the toilet.
By: InYoAssBitch
on 04 Mar 2015
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would you clean your shit to find your digested statement? you seem like you would.
By: Gary
on 14 Feb 2015
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That must be the only thing you eat, that's probably why you talk too much bullshit
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Jan 2016
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Then the statement will be shit too
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Jun 2016
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I bet if your mom had change for a ten dollar bill, you'd be a five dollar blowjob.
By: A-A-Ron
on 14 Dec 2016
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I could eat a bowl of shit and then make a better alphabet soup than that.
By: BackAtcha
on 10 Dec 2017
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Alphabet soup would make you a trillion times smarter
By: ProRoasts
on 05 Nov 2017
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kill me
By: your moms pencil
on 23 Oct 2017
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If you're managing to shit out full sentences instead of breaking down your food then your digestive system must be as messed up as your face
By: :)
on 27 May 2017
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You can't beat me I'm a level 60 wizard!
By: 0XScopeZ
on 27 Jul 2015
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its funny because I saw you trying to fit your whole vocabulary into one sentence
By: mike
on 15 Dec 2021
Not gonna lie the only smarter person in the world is Albert Einstein
By: Cherry
on 01 Sep 2023
Not gonna lie the only smarter person in the world is Albert Einstein Bro be thinking their smarter
By: Cherry
on 01 Sep 2023
you cant take a shit from a bowl of soup because of how big your head is (Means your head is shit)
By: xd
on 06 Dec 2017
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I doubt that because you'd drown in the soup without life preservers
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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Ew your ugly, did your mom beat you into another race.
By: 0XScopeZ
on 27 Jul 2015
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I'll eat some alphabet soup and you can eat that shit. I'll piss in it, too.
By: Dane Youssef
on 15 Jul 2017
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Oh yeah? Let's hear you say something, then.
By: TheComeBackMaker
on 03 Mar 2016
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Im gonna add a lot of Fat and Sugar in that soup and see how you Shit out any Statement at all when you get constipated.
By: Awesome
on 17 Nov 2014
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Is that your face or did your neck explode?
By: 0XScopeZ
on 27 Jul 2015
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Wow that sounds like a serious condition i think you should get that checked.
By: Alex Huddson
on 13 Dec 2014
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Yah well I hope you have time to eat the soup since your mouth is constantly on the D asshole
By: Biteme
on 30 Dec 2014
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what statement? i didn't say anything was it your child-like imagination? or are you hearing ghosts?
By: Saphire
on 04 Apr 2015
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Oh feeling bad for you... But don't worry everything will be fine just consult a doctor
By: Bhahaha
on 31 Jan 2022
last word you obese rats let it haunt like you grandma in that vase
By: NOBWARS
on 22 Jun 2024
Ur so ugly pepole thought the apocalypse begun
By: Daniel
on 09 Feb 2016
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u guys stop being mean to each other Fartfaces
By: IJUSTFAFTED
on 16 Feb 2015
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