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" Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. "


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Your momma definitely wasn't apologizing when my thick piece of wood blew something down her windpipe.
By: genome on 15 Jul 2014
 
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And some where out there is a prostitute working tirelessly to provide you shelter, I think you owe your mum some gratitude.
By: Angel's Son on 02 Jun 2016
 
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Yeah and I deserve it and you don't
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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The only apology I owe is to your mum i made her give birth to you
By: Hiishotyourmum on 16 Sep 2015
 
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I'd prefer to have words with the tree that's waisting it's oxygen on you and tell it not to bother.
By: IW on 22 Nov 2016
 
 
plz if you were that tree i would do whatever over and over and over again cuz you a gy fking ss tree who sucks long cck.
By: bott on 06 Apr 2017
 
 
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I think you owe the sponges who actually created the oxygen an apology, and also the teachers who taught this subject.
By: My iq is 130. on 19 Oct 2014
 
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You didn't even read the science textbook. Go back to 3rd grade, kiddo.
By: UnNamed on 29 May 2015
 
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Because talking to trees is perfectly sane behavior. Berk.
By: JC on 07 Jul 2015
 
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Since when you have a sick?
By: Cj on 29 Aug 2014
 
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Ur so ugly that when u were born, ur mom asked for a refund
By: Amaan Khan on 18 Feb 2016
 
 
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Yasssss the treeeeee keeps u aliiiiiiive gurl so R-E-S-P-Ehhhhh-C-T man
By: Barbie on 02 Feb 2015
 
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