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" You're the reason they invented double doors! "


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Yes, so I can slam a door in you face twice!
By: caden123 on 21 Mar 2015
 
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You're the reason people invented rehab
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
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your so fat that when you bungee jump off a bridge it breaks
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
 
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Yeah it was my idea so fat people like you can actually fit through a doorway
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
 
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Great. And you're so fat they invented triple doors? Oh wait, that was last month. Now it's quadruple doors? maybe even higher?
By: Felix Schura on 28 Apr 2017
 
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Your so fat; I took a picture of you last year, and its still printing!
By: FabFab on 27 Apr 2017
 
 
Your so fat you bleed cholesterol
By: Mr sweg on 31 Mar 2017
 
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Donald Trump Called, He needs his toenail back.
By: HALO SABI on 09 Apr 2017
 
 
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the only reason they invented doors is from looking at your fat spaced belly
By: hi on 05 Sep 2016
 
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Was that supposed to offend me because the only thing offending me is your face
By: Courtney on 23 May 2015
 
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you too because you kept slaming you head on the door knob on the single door and they head to make a second one
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
 
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who's they? your fat ass mom and dad?
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
 
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Yeah so I can make a cool entrance and you'll just look like a loser thinking to yourself "why didn't I think of that"?
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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You're so fat when you sit on a dollar, 100 pennies pop out.
By: Phil on 02 Oct 2015
 
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But unlike you, I can fit through them
By: Shmoop on 22 Oct 2016
 
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when someone fat says they have a sweet tooth, "no, its going strait to your ass, i think your ass ow's your tooth an explanation!"- when people come by in a subway, "oh, i just wan't a bite...me-"well apparently it was a bite from a shovel.
By: yo mama joke on 20 Mar 2017
 
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Your the Reason why your family left you
By: Shut It on 30 Mar 2017
 
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I got another one your so fat your neck plays hide and seek with you
By: Music Beast on 29 Aug 2016
 
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you're the reason that he'll exists, it's made just for you!
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Your so fat they need triple doors!
By: Sammi Lotus on 31 Mar 2016
 
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