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" When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror? "

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Well, I could if you would get your fat ass out of my way
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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This morning when I got ready. When's the last time you were able to count all your chins?
By: Spenny180 on 23 Aug 2015
 
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Losing weight is easy tell me how hard its been for you to try and change ugly all these years
By: KoudahBamm on 09 Feb 2019
 
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Only when your fat ass isn't blocking my view.
By: Muster up something on 26 Aug 2017
 
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Anytime that you were not in the reflection of the mirror
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
 
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never. my dick is just too big
By: tessa on 28 Apr 2024
 
 
When I told your sister/mother to get off my jock!
By: Ills on 15 Apr 2013
 
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Just now. I doubt you still can, though...
By: randomguy123 on 15 Dec 2014
 
 
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Ever since I was born but you already cracked yours with your filthy appearance
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Your mom took a photo of you last christmas and it's still printing
By: Mia on 21 Dec 2014
 
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Comments:

What is that nasty growth on the top of your neck? Oh it's your head!
By: Bobby on 15 Dec 2012
 
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Please don't trip! We don't want another earthquake.
By: Yasin dahdouh on 16 Dec 2016
 
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Today... how many chins your ass have this morning I count three.
By: Andy on 15 Mar 2016
 
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the fact that 2 people still liked the comment with the f-slur is sad
By: anonymoose on 31 Dec 2023
 
 
When was the last time u could see ur toes
By: 4/20/69 on 17 Apr 2024
 
 
3 days before
By: sachin yadav on 16 Sep 2012
 
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2 day ago
By: sachin yadav on 16 Sep 2012
 
 
this is terrible!
By: inijkbhyh on 07 Dec 2015
 
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faggot
By: lola on 23 Feb 2015
 
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damn son
By: baller10kd6kobe8lebron11 on 30 Apr 2015
 
 
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Yep, I can. Unfortunaley I cant prove it to you because the rolls of fat under your ass cheeks make it impossible to get around you.
By: Andy on 15 Mar 2016
 
 
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