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" My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast "

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yeah your right cause im goin home with that guy, (point to another guy and go put your arm around him.)
By: AM on 27 Feb 2008
yeah howd you know... im going home now and taking a shower, so my underwear will be offf. good magic
By: Kristi on 17 Dec 2007
how did you know!?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
well get it fixed then
By: jordan on 13 Nov 2007
actually i think it's a year fast....
By: liz on 25 Oct 2007
.. or 15 minutes slow.
By: Jaclyn on 16 May 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

i have a watch... it says in 15 minutes i will be fucking you.
By: op3n up sh0p on 01 Jul 2008

Comments:

what happens when she isn't wearing any?
By: candi on 17 Aug 2008
if a guy tried 2 use this on me hed get so many points the whtch would b rite
By: JoJo on 12 Aug 2008
that is the lames pick up line ive ever heard!!!!!! screw the person who made it up!!!!
By: amy on 02 Aug 2008
Oh wait... I just got it. Funny stuff.
By: Some dude on 15 Jul 2008
Uhh.... I don't get it. Seriously, I don't. So what... his watch is 15 minutes fast... and?
By: Some dude on 15 Jul 2008
Me: "My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear." Girl: "Actually, your right I'm not." Me: "O.O *speechless*"
By: Apocalips on 24 Jun 2008
i got slapped on the ass
By: superman on 13 Mar 2008
ya walk over to a girl and put ur arm around her that would be hott!!!!!!!!
By: superman on 13 Mar 2008
yea i bet. last time you got a good piece of ass you made your granny have a stroke.
By: WHITNEY on 27 Feb 2008
my grandma make lines better then u
By: nathan on 15 Feb 2008
I'll either score some points, or score a slap in the face.
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008
it works on the right girls...
By: john on 27 Dec 2007
i told it to my grandma she died
By: Hardman on 05 Dec 2007
Flippin HILARIOUS! Any guy confident enough to use this line will probably have the skills to pay the bills in my mind. "All systems go, gentlemen" :)
By: Rosie on 05 Oct 2007
Lol Thats a gr8 one!! Cant wait to try it out!!
By: Cameron on 29 Sep 2007
Very Rico Sauve.... That will make the ladies cream.
By: Jerry on 11 Jul 2007
Ingenious.....I'ma use this one even when I'm sober
By: Mike E. on 02 Apr 2007
wow this one is smooothe...mmmm... here i come ladies
By: Joe on 27 Mar 2007

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