Damn you must have no life to think i'd like that line!
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010
i'm a dude...
By: konthedon on 14 Feb 2010
My magic fist tells me you have a black eye, oh wait! it must be 2 seconds fast!
By: Jenna on 07 Jan 2010
Your watch is gay and you got itt at the adult store ho!!!
By: DudeYurGay on 04 Jan 2010
im sorry sir but your speaking to a woman of the cloth.
By: BDD on 06 Dec 2009
hmm... really? my magic foot says you're aching for an ass kicking. ;)
By: jackie on 23 Sep 2009
O really my watch says hmmmm fuck off
By: lonely in the world on 01 Aug 2009
[sincerely] "You know you should really get that fixed, then." [walk away]
By: thatessiffeh on 12 Jul 2009
"Or 15 minutes late." [Grab the closest guy to you's hand and wink.]
By: thatessiffeh on 12 Jul 2009
ya how did u know i work nights
By: yo mama on 01 Jul 2009
underwear?! What underwear?!
By: Naomi on 30 Jun 2009
Oh mine says something similar only it's your balls that you'll lose if you don't get out of my face
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
I am wearing a Chasity belt
By: Shadow on 23 Jan 2009
ME: "My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear." HER: "huh" ME: "My watch says that you don't wear panties." HER "huh, its too loud" ME: Damn... nevermind!
By: Barack O Bombdick on 09 Jan 2009
Actually, you're half on hour late, see that guy over there? Did him half an hour ago.
By: Cassandra on 20 Nov 2008
yeah your right cause im goin home with that guy, (point to another guy and go put your arm around him.)
By: AM on 27 Feb 2008
yeah howd you know... im going home now and taking a shower, so my underwear will be offf. good magic
By: Kristi on 17 Dec 2007
how did you know!?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
well get it fixed then
By: jordan on 13 Nov 2007
actually i think it's a year fast....
By: liz on 25 Oct 2007
.. or 15 minutes slow.
By: Jaclyn on 16 May 2007
Variations & Alternatives:
My magic watch says that you are not a virgin.(she says no) Damn! it must be a minute fast
By: lilpeanut on 18 Nov 2008
i have a watch... it says in 15 minutes i will be fucking you.
By: op3n up sh0p on 01 Jul 2008
Comments:
id TOTALLY want to do it wit da guy tht says this to me! oh yeah!!
By: kdsjfalksjdlfkjasdl on 05 Aug 2009
haha thats funny
By: oiler on 23 Jan 2009
hah hah lol
By: LilMsHooker on 18 Jan 2009
So i tried this and it got me 1 chick in bed 2 chicks in the shower and 5 at my moms place on her bangin bed
GREAT PICKUP LINE
By: Rasta on 18 Dec 2008
YEAH I AM
By: ANDRE' on 02 Dec 2008
If she says, "Yeah, your right...", then you say, "Cool, now I just need to get a picture so I can send in my testimonial to the company...!" Don't use this if you aren't confident enough to finish out the conversation...
By: Ronnie on 19 Nov 2008
LOOOOOOOOLLLL thats funny
By: Ayana on 16 Nov 2008
I would dieeee laughing,
but i would think it was sorta cute,
in a freaky way.
By: Madison on 06 Nov 2008
that was funny i am going to say that to my mom!
By: frank on 22 Oct 2008
what happens when she isn't wearing any?
By: candi on 17 Aug 2008
if a guy tried 2 use this on me hed get so many points the whtch would b rite
By: JoJo on 12 Aug 2008
that is the lames pick up line ive ever heard!!!!!!
screw the person who made it up!!!!
By: amy on 02 Aug 2008
Oh wait... I just got it. Funny stuff.
By: Some dude on 15 Jul 2008
Uhh.... I don't get it. Seriously, I don't. So what... his watch is 15 minutes fast... and?
By: Some dude on 15 Jul 2008
Me: "My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear."
Girl: "Actually, your right I'm not."
Me: "O.O *speechless*"
By: Apocalips on 24 Jun 2008
i got slapped
on the ass
By: superman on 13 Mar 2008
ya walk over to a girl and put ur arm around her that would be hott!!!!!!!!
By: superman on 13 Mar 2008
yea i bet. last time you got a good piece of ass you made your granny have a stroke.
By: WHITNEY on 27 Feb 2008
my grandma make lines better then u
By: nathan on 15 Feb 2008
I'll either score some points, or score a slap in the face.
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008
it works on the right girls...
By: john on 27 Dec 2007
i told it to my grandma
she died
By: Hardman on 05 Dec 2007
Flippin HILARIOUS! Any guy confident enough to use this line will probably have the skills to pay the bills in my mind. "All systems go, gentlemen" :)
By: Rosie on 05 Oct 2007
Lol
Thats a gr8 one!!
Cant wait to try it out!!
By: Cameron on 29 Sep 2007
Very Rico Sauve.... That will make the ladies cream.
By: Jerry on 11 Jul 2007
Ingenious.....I'ma use this one even when I'm sober
By: Mike E. on 02 Apr 2007
wow this one is smooothe...mmmm... here i come ladies
