IF I were a booger I would hope I wasn't in YOUR nose...loser!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
umm thanks but if you were a bogger a i would through u away
By: U on 05 Jun 2009
if you picked your nose i would run screaming
By: U on 05 Jun 2009
Wow thats so cute..XD
By: U on 05 Jun 2009
If you were a booger, I'd sneeze you on the wall and watch my dog lick you off.
Bonus points for the captcha: Arouse most
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
*Hands him a tissue*
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
U pick ur nose!? Gross!
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 19 Mar 2008
Stop pickin your nose
By: Tiger on 05 Feb 2008
and if you were a booger i wouldnt pick you at all
By: felena on 03 Jan 2008
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damn! do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
By: harry on 26 Mar 2009
hahahahah i love this one! it works for me every time! so far ive gotten 10 chicks with it! ork no not ten more like...4...or...2...or...none! okok im a loser!((tear))
By: wilbert on 05 Apr 2008
why the hell would u be picking your nose in the first place
