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" If you were a booger I would pick you first. "

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What does this even mean, some hot boy in my class said IF YOU WERE A BOOGER I'D PICK YOU FIRST i don't get what it means, does he like me or does he think im ugly :\
By: Ashley on 12 Feb 2012
 
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i wanted to know were this came from i heard it on a disney chanel show
By: ginny on 14 Mar 2012
 
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Will someone tell me if this is a compliment
By: Hi on 01 Sep 2014
 
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I would pick ur ass first
By: $(TRENTM)$ on 14 Mar 2013
 
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If i was a BOOGER i hope u would eat it
By: urMOM on 08 Nov 2012
 
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IF TAYLOR SWIFT WAS A BOOGER I WOULD EAT THAT BOOGE
By: urMOM on 08 Nov 2012
 
 
haha. that one's soo lame. but its funny so i wouldnt be able to hold a straight face. Furvert, that's a GREAT comeback though!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
 
 
hahahahah i love this one! it works for me every time! so far ive gotten 10 chicks with it! ork no not ten more like...4...or...2...or...none! okok im a loser!((tear))
By: wilbert on 05 Apr 2008
 
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I hope you use a tissue!
By: kambry on 26 May 2011
 
 
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damn! do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
By: harry on 26 Mar 2009
 
 
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Shockin
By: Oh dear god on 24 May 2012
 
 
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Oh I thought Jon Cozart created this line. I was wrong!
By: Annonymous on 02 Oct 2012
 
 
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why the hell would u be picking your nose in the first place
By: da_bears1 on 12 Mar 2008
 
 
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I love that one!
By: MommaRose on 05 Feb 2008
 
 
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I found my wife with this one.
By: Gary on 19 Dec 2007
 
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If you were a booger i would blow my nose!
By: random_person on 10 Jul 2013
 
 
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It too bad I'm not a piece of booger
By: Cherry on 17 Feb 2014
 
 
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If you where a bogger, i whould eat you up.
By: Yummi on 09 May 2014
 
 
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another gross one... ewww...
By: jean on 22 Sep 2007
 
 
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Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.


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