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" I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. "

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Well my knee is about to enter your groin
By: Kay-000h on 18 Apr 2009
I've got pest fertilizer for such an occasion
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
My garden's closed after dark.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
wheres my shotgun?
By: rdtfgvh on 16 Jun 2008
try n ill chop off ur head
By: alice on 16 Mar 2008

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I have a snake and he wants to explore your bushes
By: Fred on 16 Sep 2009
wanna come to a bbq? my dog on ur rack??
By: asdfghjkl on 21 Feb 2009

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u no wat f*ck u i love these things....ask my 20 exxxxxx girlfriends!!!! theyy tell u wat went rong!
By: Mid's imbedded on 05 Aug 2009
All of these supposeably pick up lines are never gonna work because girls dont want guys to use something they read of the internet tjey want a guy to say something sweet!
By: Paige on 25 Jun 2009
ooo yea!!! meghan, its on b*tch. ready for my anaconda up in ur garden?
By: mofu on 15 Dec 2008
The gardens closed your gonna have to use the back door.
By: anus on 16 Jul 2008
My garden is wide open.u can deffintlly come in and get a piece of it!!! ooooo yea bring it on in here HARD!!!!
By: meghan on 19 Jun 2008
This isn't even a pickup line, it's just a creepy sexual advance.
By: Timmy on 19 Mar 2008
first ur guna have to prune the weeds
By: funnygrl on 10 Mar 2008
wowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By: dflkgh;sedfgq on 11 Jan 2008

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