Pick-Up Lines

Comebacks:

a rooster with its neck snapped makes a happy cat

By: it doesnt work on 11 Mar 2009

I am a man got dammit, what the hell you talkn bout?

By: Roo Paw on 09 Jan 2009

too bad for the rooster, the cat didnt like it laughing very much.

By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008

a crying man always makes a happy girl

By: Nice-Try on 29 Jan 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

I'm guessing the little wet pussy got angry and ate the laughing cock.... oops i guess thats what we all want is it not? lol

By: ss on 08 Nov 2009

heyyyyyyy b*tches!!!! call me!

By: Tabasco California on 05 Aug 2009

" A HANDICAP falls down the stairs & the Soilder runs does push ups. What's the moral of the story??? i dont know you tell me...

By: pete wheat on 10 Jan 2009

Comments:

lmfao, That shit is funny as hell! I pissed my self laughing so hard! :D

By: Me on 28 Aug 2009

i am the most horny man i love giveing oarl sex to women

By: jim on 13 Jul 2009

LMFAO!!

By: michela on 14 Apr 2009

Oh so you must make a whole lot of people happy!

By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

Thats funny! I would give this guy date :)

By: Whitney on 04 Mar 2009

hahah dude im a chick and i laughed my ass off!! haha unless your girls a nun or a cat lover go ahead and tell her this is funny as hell!!! :)

By: bondagefreak on 10 Feb 2009

amazing. i laughed so hard i cried. genious.

By: 283nfkdds on 03 Feb 2009

Really there is like no comeback for this cause its that cheesy and good haha. . . who ever came up with that is a perverted, funny, typical guy!! ha

By: G-UNIT on 21 Jan 2009

i tell dis to my new girlfriend tomorrow, she like for shure.

By: tabar-wet on 09 Dec 2008

hahaha, funny shit man. Read it at an internet cafe (yes thats how bored i am) and cracked up laughing in the middle of the place!

By: Chibi on 08 Dec 2008

that is hillarious it had me in tears

By: gorgeous on 27 May 2009

damn nice shit!

By: Paul-E on 15 Nov 2008

a girlfriend will slap yo ass a wife fuck yo dick off if you say this to her

By: sexy on 04 Nov 2008

hella funny peeps

By: rofl lmao on 17 Oct 2008

if u made this email me at angelnicolerocks@yahoo.com and we just might find if its true

By: katie on 14 Oct 2008

funny as hell .... i bet its good

By: holycrap on 08 Sep 2008

dis is more of a joke had me cryin tears when i read it

By: mizzblunt87 on 30 Jul 2008

you know u like my name

By: Phil McCrack on 27 Jul 2008

I'd do him just for being so witty...women love men who make them laugh

By: Softail on 16 Jul 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny shit

By: A-Nasty on 27 Jun 2008

my hand is up

By: lol on 23 Jun 2008

this is straight bullshit, roosters dont laugh.

By: d3$t!Ny d3$trAct!on_ on 23 Jun 2008

hands up, how many ppl got slapped for saying this to a grl?

By: nobody on 30 May 2008

hahahhahahahhah perfect(:

By: dahffafdyourmom on 18 May 2008

i love this joke it freakin' awsome!!! also because i hate cats!!

By: vaGina on 16 May 2008

That shit cracked me up.

By: annonymous on 10 Mar 2008

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