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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
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too bad for the rooster, the cat didnt like it laughing very much.
By: pandazzz
on 12 Nov 2008
a crying man always makes a happy girl
By: Nice-Try
on 29 Jan 2008
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that is fuckin hillarious it had me in tears
By: gorgeous
on 25 Nov 2008
damn nice shit!
By: Paul-E
on 15 Nov 2008
a girlfriend will slap yo ass a wife fuck yo dick off if you say this to her
By: sexy
on 04 Nov 2008
hella funny peeps
By: rofl lmao
on 17 Oct 2008
if u made this email me at angelnicolerocks@yahoo.com and we just might find if its true
By: katie
on 14 Oct 2008
funny as hell .... i bet its good
By: holycrap
on 08 Sep 2008
dis is more of a joke had me cryin tears when i read it
By: mizzblunt87
on 30 Jul 2008
you know u like my name
By: Phil McCrack
on 27 Jul 2008
I'd do him just for being so witty...women love men who make them laugh
By: Softail
on 16 Jul 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny shit
By: A-Nasty
on 27 Jun 2008
my hand is up
By: lol
on 23 Jun 2008
this is straight bullshit, roosters dont laugh.
By: d3$t!Ny d3$trAct!on_
on 23 Jun 2008
hands up, how many ppl got slapped for saying this to a grl?
By: nobody
on 30 May 2008
hahahhahahahhah perfect(:
By: dahffafdyourmom
on 18 May 2008
i love this joke it freakin' awsome!!! also because i hate cats!!
By: vaGina
on 16 May 2008
That shit cracked me up.
By: annonymous
on 10 Mar 2008
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