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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
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a rooster with its neck snapped makes a happy cat
By: it doesnt work
on 11 Mar 2009
I am a man got dammit, what the hell you talkn bout?
By: Roo Paw
on 09 Jan 2009
too bad for the rooster, the cat didnt like it laughing very much.
By: pandazzz
on 12 Nov 2008
a crying man always makes a happy girl
By: Nice-Try
on 29 Jan 2008
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I'm guessing the little wet pussy got angry and ate the laughing cock.... oops i guess thats what we all want is it not? lol
By: ss
on 08 Nov 2009
heyyyyyyy b*tches!!!! call me!
By: Tabasco California
on 05 Aug 2009
" A HANDICAP falls down the stairs & the Soilder runs does push ups. What's the moral of the story??? i dont know you tell me...
By: pete wheat
on 10 Jan 2009
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Me: Congratulations! Your dumb pick-up line just made me h**ny! Quick! Let's go to your house so we can f**k! (I hope you brought a condom though...)
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 26 Jul 2010
lmfao this is just funny.....
By: your mum
on 17 Jul 2010
not the best thing to say in the world but a damn good one
By: taylor 21
on 04 Jun 2010
not the best thing to say in the world but a damn good one
By: taylor 21
on 04 Jun 2010
not the best thing to say in the world but a damn good one
By: taylor 21
on 04 Jun 2010
not the best thing to say in the world but a damn good one
By: taylor 21
on 04 Jun 2010
wow very funny.bt d opposite sex might nt find it funny
By: ace pop
on 28 May 2010
Haha! Funny XD~~
By: Lynnie
on 11 May 2010
what if the cat drowns that would be sad
By: nross the dboss
on 07 Apr 2010
lmfao, That shit is funny as hell! I pissed my self laughing so hard! :D
By: Me
on 28 Aug 2009
i am the most horny man i love giveing oarl sex to women
By: jim
on 13 Jul 2009
LMFAO!!
By: michela
on 14 Apr 2009
Oh so you must make a whole lot of people happy!
By: Psychedellicereal
on 31 Mar 2009
Thats funny! I would give this guy date :)
By: Whitney
on 04 Mar 2009
hahah dude im a chick and i laughed my ass off!! haha unless your girls a nun or a cat lover go ahead and tell her this is funny as hell!!! :)
By: bondagefreak
on 10 Feb 2009
amazing. i laughed so hard i cried. genious.
By: 283nfkdds
on 03 Feb 2009
Really there is like no comeback for this cause its that cheesy and good haha. . . who ever came up with that is a perverted, funny, typical guy!! ha
By: G-UNIT
on 21 Jan 2009
i tell dis to my new girlfriend tomorrow, she like for shure.
By: tabar-wet
on 09 Dec 2008
hahaha, funny shit man. Read it at an internet cafe (yes thats how bored i am) and cracked up laughing in the middle of the place!
By: Chibi
on 08 Dec 2008
that is hillarious it had me in tears
By: gorgeous
on 27 May 2009
damn nice shit!
By: Paul-E
on 15 Nov 2008
a girlfriend will slap yo ass a wife fuck yo dick off if you say this to her
By: sexy
on 04 Nov 2008
hella funny peeps
By: rofl lmao
on 17 Oct 2008
if u made this email me at angelnicolerocks@yahoo.com and we just might find if its true
By: katie
on 14 Oct 2008
funny as hell .... i bet its good
By: holycrap
on 08 Sep 2008
dis is more of a joke had me cryin tears when i read it
By: mizzblunt87
on 30 Jul 2008
you know u like my name
By: Phil McCrack
on 27 Jul 2008
I'd do him just for being so witty...women love men who make them laugh
By: Softail
on 16 Jul 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny shit
By: A-Nasty
on 27 Jun 2008
my hand is up
By: lol
on 23 Jun 2008
this is straight bullshit, roosters dont laugh.
By: d3$t!Ny d3$trAct!on_
on 23 Jun 2008
hands up, how many ppl got slapped for saying this to a grl?
By: nobody
on 30 May 2008
hahahhahahahhah perfect(:
By: dahffafdyourmom
on 18 May 2008
i love this joke it freakin' awsome!!! also because i hate cats!!
By: vaGina
on 16 May 2008
That shit cracked me up.
By: annonymous
on 10 Mar 2008
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