Girl: umm ..... No Guy: really cuz you just blew me away
By: Haley on 23 Jan 2012
no...............maybe............shutup..you fart too (girl) on the toilet (guy) ur mom, u fart all the time remember thanksgiving By: CHEESE on 20 Dec 2011
Hehe! I warn you! By: Blade on 17 Jun 2011
TEEEHEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEE! Oops! I told you that anal s#% doesnt agree with me! By: IDK DO YOU!?! on 06 May 2011
of course i did :) now go back to bed hunny!!! By: Paicourt on 15 Sep 2010
why yes. yes i did. By: alex on 20 Jul 2010
no but i think you shat your pants By: drum4life on 23 Apr 2010
No sweetie thats ur upper lip (; By: jreps on 23 Apr 2010
No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging! By: VAMP on 07 Jul 2009
Guy: "Baby did you just fart...cuz you just blew me away"
Girl: {gasp} you knew that was me?
lol By: Jamela on 30 Jun 2009
Why yes... yes I did.. By: WTF on 17 Jun 2009
Variations & Alternatives:
I love your perfume, what's it called? By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
did you just fart? because you just blew me away! By: wouldnt you liek to know on 18 Dec 2009
Comments:
i love u By: momma on 12 Dec 2011
No matter what this pick up lines is going to get you slapped. Guys do me a favor do NOT use this on a girl or anybody please? thats just horrible. By: Caleb's Baby Girl on 29 Nov 2011
that one is funny but if a guy says that to me ill be like excuse me? ;) By: hotbabe;) on 22 Nov 2011
huh????
By: nicole on 26 Sep 2011
I like girls that fart... espeacaily SUPER LOUD!!!
If theri cheeks flap... That's my girl!!!!!!!!!!!! By: Stinky on 24 Aug 2011
fart By: Fk on 16 Aug 2011
told u not to cook those beans By: aa on 18 Jul 2011
stop trying to blame your stankyass farts on me!! By: jasamin on 18 Jul 2011
your supposed to say cause you just blew me away not just did you just fart that will get you a kick in the balls By: guest on 05 May 2011
I like llamas. By: UrGay on 21 Apr 2011
LOL i almost pissed my pants when i read that.. i hope no one uses that... By: Matt on 30 Sep 2010
|D This isn't even a pickup line! By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
Its random. And, random is funny. Most women I've dealt with like random, but it has to be a good random. This one is a 50/50. Good luck...lol. By: lilangus on 27 Jun 2010
hahah ima laugh if sum 1 actually uses it on a girl:D amazing hella funny(: By: savannah on 10 Jun 2010
haha that was stupid but funny...i hope no one tries to use that one haha By: Marissa :) on 29 Apr 2010
lol it was totally random and made no sense whatsoever!!!! By: jreps on 23 Apr 2010
Ok, this one suckss! D:< By: Cynthia! :D on 24 Mar 2010
do you like seeing your teeth on the ground By: dede on 16 Feb 2010
So Shitty! Tang Ina! Corny! By: Arjay V. on 14 Nov 2009
haha By: janut on 03 Nov 2009
shit shit shit shit i like boobies!! By: i <3 Penises up my ass on 30 Sep 2009
Comebacks:
By: Haley on 23 Jan 2012
By: CHEESE on 20 Dec 2011
By: Blade on 17 Jun 2011
By: IDK DO YOU!?! on 06 May 2011
By: Paicourt on 15 Sep 2010
By: alex on 20 Jul 2010
By: drum4life on 23 Apr 2010
By: jreps on 23 Apr 2010
By: VAMP on 07 Jul 2009
By: Jamela on 30 Jun 2009
By: WTF on 17 Jun 2009
Variations & Alternatives:
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
By: wouldnt you liek to know on 18 Dec 2009
Comments:
By: momma on 12 Dec 2011
By: Caleb's Baby Girl on 29 Nov 2011
By: hotbabe;) on 22 Nov 2011
By: nicole on 26 Sep 2011
By: Stinky on 24 Aug 2011
By: Fk on 16 Aug 2011
By: aa on 18 Jul 2011
By: jasamin on 18 Jul 2011
By: guest on 05 May 2011
By: UrGay on 21 Apr 2011
By: Matt on 30 Sep 2010
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
By: lilangus on 27 Jun 2010
By: savannah on 10 Jun 2010
By: Marissa :) on 29 Apr 2010
By: jreps on 23 Apr 2010
By: Cynthia! :D on 24 Mar 2010
By: dede on 16 Feb 2010
By: Arjay V. on 14 Nov 2009
By: janut on 03 Nov 2009
By: i <3 Penises up my ass on 30 Sep 2009
By: Scarlette on 22 Sep 2009
By: alee on 13 Jun 2009
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