120 Best Insult Comebacks

Best User Comebacks

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Comeback: Your personality is what makes them sick in the first place - ... :/

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: Roses are red Violets aren't blue, Violets are violet, What the hell is wrong with you..? - randomidiot

You're the reason they invented double doors!

Comeback: Yes, so I can slam a door in you face twice! - caden123

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Comeback: I'll be Burger King, and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it! - Joey Backbone

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Roses are red, Violets are blue, When I look at you, I automatically get the flue - panda

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Comeback: Too bad you can't afford one! - NotWitty

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: WERE U BORN AT A DOG POUND? CAUSE UR A SON OF A B*TCH - Anonymous

You're stupid because you're blonde.

Comeback: What's your excuse? - Suha

You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."

Comeback: And when you popped out, halloween was invented - swimboss

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Comeback: and your uglier because when yo mama slapped U she got charged for animal abuse - hayley

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Comeback: -Why don't you check yourself since your usually pretty far up there? - denna

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Comeback: Your ego could collapse at any moment, since your IQ is not tall enough to prop it up securely. - Paradigm Arson

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Comeback: its a good thing that i have my library card. why? because i am totally checking you out'' - ebrima

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Comeback: Yo mommas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree. - joe

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: Yo momma's so ugly the pictures hang themselves - Cj

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: I would love to insult u but I can't do as well as nature did - What to say if someone insults u

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. - -Q.K.

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Comeback: That's a great idea , but i don't recommend it for you... your not use to being near a chick. - notImportant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: You'd better pull it out of your boyfriend's ass then.... - Magnus

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Comeback: I've been holding back anything remotely intelligent because I didn't think you could process it. - Vinco